Patrick W

writer, actor, model, milkshake enthusiast

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@MediumSupport Thank you, I’ve sent you an email!

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

Hey @Medium ! I’m trying to log onto my account through my email instead of using twitter. It says you’ve sent over an email to log in but I haven’t received one! Please help!

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@msMiaNina Chicago, darlin

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Meme culture is just that guy in middle school who says your joke a little louder and the whole class laughs.

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@AskCapitalOne hello! My quicksilver card is currently “restricted” and I’m traveling; how can I fix this problem?

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@Benjamin__DC Zamn zaddy

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@Benjamin__DC @TrevorWarner44 @Foleyj4Jake I’m telling you to register right now.

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@Benjamin__DC @TrevorWarner44 @Foleyj4Jake https://t.co/BlVc9eBXVs

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@ZackPebbles I hope I never see you again and that you get kicked out of and banned from that dumpster fire stadium that the broncos play in

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@ZackPebbles Congratulations on being a garbage pussy teammate

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@KtotheAY Holy smooth scoundrel

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@WordsOfSlim I still have my mom’s copy of it so, hey, I feel ya

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@WordsOfSlim Don’t do it. I declined hanging with someone today for that specific reason. #WhenHarryMetSally

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

There are so many unflattering pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio out there and the dude continues to give zero fucks and lands the best projects in Hollywood.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Me when I say I’m five minutes away

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

@AmazonHelp despite me loving the luxuries of prime, it’s not within my budget at the moment and my free trial renewed today. May I cancel my subscription and get a refund?

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

A boy and his Nammy. #Family #2015 #throwback @ Seminole Lakes Golf Course https://t.co/v3tMlqmoaH

[Patrick W @theBarryJackman]

Buck huntin’ w/ therealtunabear @ Best Intentions https://t.co/beC3Nc5IWw