Chandra.

“I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words.”

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

@edparnell Thank you buddy!

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

@edparnell Great plan, but Ed... *I* like Bud Light. 😬

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

@edparnell Eduardo!

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

HAPPENING NOW. There's are CARAVANS in Springfield that are exporting stolen dogs to be eaten!

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

We should get Mexico to pay for it.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Former President Trump tells NBC News that if he’s re-elected, his administration would not only protect access to IVF, but would have either the government or insurance companies cover the cost of it.

More: https://t.co/AzV45GBhFd

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

I would be SHOCKED if BECOMING isn't above MELANIA in invisible ink.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Kamala Harris’ sister Maya is 57 years old.

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

That was fucking good!!!

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

I BELIEVE HER

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

Gus.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

The fact that Jan. 6th happened, and we all saw it with our own eyes, and still Donald Trump wasn’t shunned from society forever… it will never not be insane to me

[Acyn @Acyn]

Imagine looking at this debate as a Republican voter and having to choose between one of these candidates and the guy getting his mugshot taken tomorrow

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

I just pictured David saying something along the lines of, “I have never seen someone get so many indictments, one after the other, in different states, in such a short time”

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

is this my last "tweet" ?

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

Thank God I didn't exceed my Twitter rate limit, would've never known if that was an earthquake I just woke up to or if it was just that falling dream

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

I just plucked a gray eyebrow hair. 🤨😭I’m done.

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

He probably had the same amount of testosterone as every other one of the male mass shooters America has had, so…

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

How much hormones like testosterone and medications for mental illness was the transgender Nashville school shooter taking?

Everyone can stop blaming guns now.

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

what a terrifying joke

[Acyn @Acyn]

“I hereby appoint the honorable Marjorie Taylor Greene to act as speaker pro tempore on this day. Signed, Kevin McCarthy”

[Chandra. @theChandraMoore]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Wow. Thank you, Bot.

Can we go back to the year 2009 ("if you remember") when Twitter was 💯, dope af, and not a complete dumpster fire everytime you open the app?