Cram Crudder

Don't let the Bastards get you down.

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

Bowling Jesus; He died for our Pins.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

being a republican is just an endless cycle of not understanding how anything works and crying about it

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

@BugsC0llector 🖐 here you go bro

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

Bro are u butt chugging squirt right now? What the heck?!

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

@BugsC0llector Holy shit dude thats a nice fish!

[Jolina Jasmine @JolinaJasmine]

Homophobes will literally tell a gay person to go kill themselves under a “happy pride” post on social media…. And in the same breath say “I don’t understand why they need a whole month?”

Because of YOU , bitch.

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

@BugsC0llector Next time I see you, its on sight. Watto-off.

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

Ive hired a mariachi band to play for me while I shit like crazy after eating Cafe Rio.

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

Went fishing and accidentally bought the wrong bait. I caught the Evil Fish, and it stabbed me 57 times.

[Neanderthal @BugsC0llector]

I’m sick of the idea that the desert is uninhabited. What about the plants?? What about the animals?? It’s astonishing that people just act like “nothing of value will be lost,” LEAVE THIS ALONE.

[Bayley @itsBayleyWWE]

🧐📼

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

@BugsC0llector Canvas and some thicker sticks to go in the canvas. Just heavy enough to support *some* leaning, right?

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Just remember it took Congress 5 months to agree to $600 stimulus checks for Americans, and 8 hours to send $13.6 billion to another country and give themselves a 21% pay raise.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The atomic breath sequence in Godzilla Minus One (2023) is the kind of moment where the entire theater just goes silent and then you feel it hit all at once.

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

@DanhausenAD Innocenthausen until proven guiltyhausen.

[Sami Zayn @SamiZayn]

Big thank you to my fans. These past few months especially have been tumultuous, and you’ve had my back when times were tough.
Now we are heading to Wrestlemania together, and I am walking in as a champion. Lots of love -SZ

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

@Portergauge Oh, its the number. Do the hand thing!

[Sami Zayn @SamiZayn]

The hour is almost upon us

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

My big fat Grok wedding.

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

@p246246246 Reminds me of this shirt I found in a thrift store. Still no clue what this means.

[Cram Crudder @theCramuel]

@BugsC0llector Wish of used this app at all and found this post sooner... as much as I love dinos, theyre limited to whats physically possible with our world. Aliens could potentially be anything and have completely different physiology