Shanand Aah

I'm a mold in the cold and a yeast in the sheets

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Can't believe that horrendous performance of the national anthem by Martina McBride. Sad. #StarMangledBanner @937theFan @penguins

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Can't believe that horrendous performance of the national anthem by Martina McBride. Sad. #StarMangledBanner @937theFan @penguins

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Ashamed of Trump's immigration ban right now but I will admit it would make a lot of my shelf exam questions much easier

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

World Chess Championship tiebreaker matches start in 2 hours. It doesn't get any realer than this #GreatChesspectations #armageddon

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Anyone know if patients under general anesthesia can pass flatus? Because I've been openly farting in the OR and blaming it on the patients.

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

I'm so tired of getting rick rolled by the DUSOM IT department

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Stay crispy, my friends

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Writing my personal statement for Business School apps. Working title "Born Crispy: The Anand Shah Story."

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

There's a spider on my porch right now so if you need me I'll be in the fetal position in my closet

[Duke Rec & P.E. @dukerec]

When you're trying to get your lift on but Spearow won't share the bench press #PokemonGO #FindYourFit

[KFC @kfc]

Feelin' a little Extra Crispy this #NationalSunglassesDay. How about you?

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Trivia Night at Bull McCabes and these fools don't even realize I was Quiz Bowl Champion freshman, sophomore, and senior year of HS

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Anyone with an HBO subscription want to let me come over to watch Thrones?

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Hungover as balls rn

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Don't know why people care so much about an open bar when two drinks is more than enough #moderation

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Throw three Yuenglings in the fridge for me; it's going to be a wild night!! ;)

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

What do you call a person of Asian descent who refuses to party? A rice crispy

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Scripps National Spelling Bee is a tie for 3rd straight year as Nihar Janga & Jairam Hathwar are co-champions.

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

What's the hottest place to go tonight? Bed. It's a school night, people.

[Shanand Aah @theCrispyBitch]

Stay tuned for details about the release of my spoken word album: "Something Crispy This Way Comes"