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Yo STRAIGHT UP, I am NOT having a good time.

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I have decided that I’m long overdue for some tiramisu.

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Watching Twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito for the first time. A comedy duo for the ages.

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@Kaylee__Lynch I’ve definitely noticed a reduction in fatigue from a full day at a laptop screen. I started to notice the benefit after a few days. I recommend them 100%.

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Y’all hit that retweet button for me. Appreciate y’all!! #ProBowlVote #DaBears @justnfields

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Spirit is the only airline that sounds like they drive with the windows down.

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@kylekinane “Do you like, hallowEEEEn?”

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@leofrio @Kaylee__Lynch Cmon man, this is click bait. Trying to get that engagement up(it’s working)

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@_lilbambi I mean, we’d be sad but understand completely

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Still thinking about that 7 minute long, single shot monologue from The Bear

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@CAL_aesthetic There’s castles and stuff in Sintra, just don’t go on a Monday, they’re super crowded those days. Lisbon is great to walk around so give yourself some time there. Lots of good beaches on the coast.

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@CAL_aesthetic I was there July 1st through the 9th. Awesome experience and beautiful country. Where you staying??

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@leofrio @_lilbambi But I get it though! You’re turning UP the functionality of the AC meaning you’re making it colder.

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@leofrio @_lilbambi Both Samantha and I are “turn it down” because we’re referring to the temperature

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@leofrio @_lilbambi Wait. Wut.

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@leofrio @_lilbambi Leaving a Rice Krispie unfinished is a crime.

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@BascoMusic Staring at a guy in the gym wearing these right now. Idk man. Everything isn’t for everyone

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Idk if I’ll ever understand people who go out in public in night pants. Sweatpants, leggings, breakaway basketball pants are all acceptable alternatives to looking like you rolled out of bed without the serial killer vibes.

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My workout today felt like when you start your car and the low fuel light is already on. Then you say “it says 12 miles until empty, but I’m only going 11 so I’ll get gas when I get there.”

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No one in the world wants me and my gf to get married more than her doorman.

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@cregishuman @Shanemgillis It’s a once a week watch for me since it came out. So good.