The Daily Rectum

Just a #poet that enjoys #writing #daily #haikus about that #cottoncandy

✍️ Daily Haiku series
🍰 Butt Obsession series
🧠 Between the Cheeks series

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Poetry account. Here's what happens:

✍️ #Daily #Haiku Series: Haikus celebrating the #cottoncandy (daily posts)

🍑 #ButtObsession Series: A celebration of one inspiring backdoor (posts every Friday)

🧠#BetweentheCheeks: Poetry and writing tips (several posts a week)

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Her backside, parade,
fireworks chase every step—
confetti is me.

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Butt hole, eclipse dark,
astronomers drop their charts—
I remove my shades.

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#Haiku #aboutbutts

That ass, dark forest,
wolves pause mid-howl to admire—
I bring picnic gear.

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Those cheeks, velvet couch,
I sprawl across history—
time forgets my name.

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#Haiku #aboutbutts

#inspiration @realelektrarose

Butt like cotton candy,
sticky sweet at county fairs—
I leave with blue lips.

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#Haiku #aboutbutts

Her rectum’s a cave,
echoes bounce my bad ideas—
bats clap in approval.

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#BetweenTheCheeks

Use sensory layering. Add sound or texture to a visual image to deepen dimensionality.

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#Haiku #Aboutbutts

Her butt is sunrise,
mountains glow when she turns round—
I worship the dawn.

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#Haiku #aboutbutts

#inspiration: @violetsaucy

Butt hole like a moon,
tides of reason rise and fall—
I drown, then applaud.

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Ass like hurricane,
news crews gather for impact—
I board up nothing.

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#Haiku #Aboutbutts

Those cheeks, twin pillows,
I nap through my better years—
dreams taste like trouble.

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#Haiku #aboutbutts

Her cheeks, warm bakery,
bread fogs every window pane—
I eat with my eyes.

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Her butt, soft meadow,
I pet the grass with reverence—
shepherds look concerned.

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#Haiku #Aboutbutts

That ass is a cliff,
I camp beneath its shadow—
lost, but willingly.

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That rectum, canyon,
my shout returns twice as loud—
I echo back “wow.”

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#BetweenTheCheeks

Vary sentence openings. Repeated structures can make even strong lines feel predictable.

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#BetweenTheCheeks

Try removing all punctuation in a draft. Then add back only what is essential for clarity and pacing.

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Her rear end, skyline,
city lights curve at midnight—
tour buses circle.

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#BetweenTheCheeks

Limit the number of metaphors in a short poem. Too many comparisons compete for attention.

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#BetweenTheCheeks

Check your prepositions. Words like “in,” “on,” and “through” quietly shape spatial logic and can subtly sharpen imagery.

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