Lindsay M. Smith

ravens. ponies. texas aggies. sparkly things. rainbow sprinkles. spandex & sneaks.

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

Why I am not afraid to handle my own shit? Because my childhood summers consisted of going to the beach as my 4 ft self went toe to toe with waves that 100% knocked my ass out while my mom “watched” with her eyes closed. Lookin out for #1 since ‘95. Ps glad I didn’t drown.

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

Can @Snapchat make a #JoeExotic filter? Thanks in advance.

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

Has anyone checked on Betty White? Can we confirm she’s locked away like the national treasure she is?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Our Nation was founded by farmers. Our independence was won by farmers. And our continent was tamed by farmers. Our farmers always lead the way -- we are PROUD of them, and we are DELIVERING for them! #NationalAgricultureDay

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

@erinivy_1 welcome Greg

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

Pretty sure this is what I thought I looked like sunglass shopping in Chicago... after three champagne margaritas.

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

Last night I watched my boyfriend bite a clementine to start peeling it. Today I question everything.

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

I entered @birchbox and @theskimm’s Home for the Holidays Giveaway. Get your chance at a ✈️ https://t.co/kUGFOvjpSR

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

I'm at that point in my life where I judge establishments on whether or not their bathrooms have toilet seat protectors

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

Actual footage of me attempting to remove a chicken from my horse's stall this morning.

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

When it's storming and you think the world is definitely ending but you gotta leave your bed and make sure your horse isn't floating away.

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

Enter To Win A Culinary Adventure in BALI with @AcanelaTravel! Enter here: https://t.co/X9WziU8DVN

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Our staff is wearing pink and giving hugs in honor of Holly Heap.

#HugsFromHollyDay

Spread the love: https://t.co/RlnAVKD2Mv

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

Me: Sure mom, I'll get that on Amazon for you.*adds shit I don't need but it's on her credit card so YOLO* #adulting

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

#GuyBehindBrady

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

Tom Brady right now #SB51 #SuperBowl

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

This gives me hope 2017 might be aok #feels https://t.co/GBZ7FOgbfI

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

Davos mic dropped twice already #GameofThrones

[Mary @girlfromcanada]

Everyone after #GameofThrones right now

[Lindsay M. Smith @theELLEsmith]

Mind=💥 #whitewalkers #GameofThrones