Lord Swoledemort

double cheeked up

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@kdunn1096 @RapSheet @ajv @allantegardner @vaynersports answer my text

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@Alexval123 Guess

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8 years 162 million for that btw

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@TomHoefWrites Brandon Nimmo is worth less than 1 WAR more than me and I never played above high school

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Give me 162 million I can catch a fly ball and hit .220

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@Alexval123 When’s the Quinceañera

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@Mets We are so back

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@MetTheMemes Thomas Szapucki snubbed

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@JeffPassan Wouldn’t it be a Red Sock and not a Red Sox

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@eat_dc this didn't happen

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@KFCBarstool Is it a must-win or a can't-lose?

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@PFTCommenter I’m making the Giants wide receivers watch film of Kamala Harris because in order to be successful you have to learn how to avoid Press Coverage

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Think im gonna start tweeting again

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@kdunn1096 @theStevenRuiz That’s my goat

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@Alexval123 You doing anything big to celebrate?

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@JayCuda Can they be traded for each other

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@yenebye Elon simp