@izzydunnell Izzy, about private hospitals for ED adolescents, I have something I'd like to tell you in private. I can't message you, but would you be so kind as to drop me a message? Many thanks.
All the data you wanted on small #businessesforsale in the UK - a consolidated view of the marketplace, prices, #valuations#businessbrokers , other market intelligence: https://t.co/t1wxdG3hmW
Example chart:
The best way to spread #coronavirus?
Get a bunch of GPs together in one room for a #seminar on M&A and how they can #selltheirpractice for a lot of money! ;)
https://t.co/qfAPnBG4UZ
Everyone #sellingabusiness sees opportunities for the investor to exploit but... has a million excuses for why he didn't exploit those opportunities himself. Not enough time, no money, can't get the staff, too busy, blah, blah.
Be different. Cut the BS about "potential".
@BusinessMaiden @BHotelier "it makes sense to choose a business broker"? I have to disagree with them, Jo. Depending on the size and nature of the business they need a commercial RE agent, a #corporatefinance firm, an M&A firm or someone else altogether, not a business broker.
@naomi_rovnick@FinancialTimes <sigh> Discourage #risktakers#valuebuilders#jobcreators & you get to look good but hurt the employees, the job seekers, the poor. To qualify for ER one would've paid whacking great corporation tax bills, VAT, PAYE, what not, made big sacrifices, worked their butt off for years.
A little #tax poem I found on the internet. Print it out and keep it ready for the #budget next week (whatever the call they make on #EntrepreneursRelief and #CGT)
@naomi_rovnick Thousands of home educating mums in the UK do it all the time, not just for 2 months ;)
I spent 2 years as a home educating dad, working from home & educating 3 children.
Home ed is different to school. In 1-2 hours you can cover more than what a school does all day! Chill
Did you get an email from #Google today? Something minor about change in company name, right?
Wrong. They're plotting to take you out of #GDPR protection and violate your privacy.
https://t.co/gD3eerufLD
@Alexandra_Talty Your original tweet was about 'people in developing countries' & not referring to them as locals. Is your small town in a developing country or are you simply trying to row back from what was a ridiculous moan?
I've been in the UK 30 years and I'll never understand the natives!
@Alexandra_Talty When it comes to getting offended on behalf of others it seems the world is coming close to running out of things to get offended about.
"Locals"?! FFS
@BrianNorgard What absolute nonsense!
A funeral director business won't last long if the first funeral conducted is that of the director himself.
I get the general principle but you put the wrong soundbite together.
"How to value a business based on turnover?"
Take t/o, multiply by your year of birth. Add distance between Earth & moon. Take resulting number to power of your house number. Bingo, valuation!
Seriously, folk, valuation based on TURNOVER?! How optimistic can you get? ;)
@PenmanMirror Andrew, you still interested in stories about transfer agents? Contact me. It's about National Business Sales, which got a winding up order in the High Court on 15/01 and is still happily taking money from punters.
National is, as you probably know, an RTA firm.
Selling a business?
When a buyer says funds are available for the right deal he means ...he has NO funds!
He has to reach a deal with you & then "if it's cheap" he's going to pitch it to investors or partners to convince them to put the funds up.
#NightmareDeals