FREAKBAiT

the TODAY'S MISSION guy
69k followers on Craigslist
GO BUY MY FUCKING BOOKS!

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I didn't sleep.

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@imccheline @ameqiuk e

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The Tinkerer by FREAKBAiT
pen and ink on paper, 2026

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on today's episode of CAN IT BOOF?, were gonna be testing out these ketamine vapes i bought at the gas station.

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@superhyphy That too!

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I've spent over sixteen hours writing in the last two days.

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Here comes the Thought Leader

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a strip mining club, an adults only venue where you dig long parallel lines of overlying soil and rock to expose and extract shallow horizontal mineral deposits like coal or tar sands.

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If you fart wearing a thong, does it whistle?

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Throw some Adderall in too

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you only like Bojack Horseman because he has a huge horsecock

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Anal Bead Tug-o-War
This Saturday at the park

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The Flagboiz return to the West Coast very soon!

8/16 - Roseburg, OR
8/17 - Palmdale, CA
8/18 - Sacramento, CA
8/19 - San Francisco, CA
8/20 - Redding, CA
8/21 - Bend, OR
8/22 - Portland, OR
8/23 - Seattle, WA

Thank you for choosing Flagman

Artwork by @theFREAKBAiT

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call me George Whorewell, the way i doubleplusgood your Room 101

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call me George Whorewell, the way i want Big Brother to watch

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call me Whoreson Wells, the way my tripod be destroying

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there's also a car tire screeching sound effect and a cartoon bananapeel slip sound effect
(in the sexiest way possible)

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the synth in Pony by Ginuwine sounds like a cat throwing up
(in the sexiest way possible)

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@Polymarket YOU WON'T STOP ME