I AM

[I AM @theGodGabriel]

Waking up here doesn’t feel hopeful anymore, it feels like bracing yourself for another day of disappointment, just trying to get through instead of actually living. Naija 💔

[🧟‍♂️🇵🇹🇯🇵 @DharMhi7]

if we dey smoke and i tell you say i fit do backflip, hold me abegg

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[CITYBOY @Boy994Boy]

Because I no get money, na why you call me sex addict instead of naughty boy

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Maturing as a man is realizing that going back and forth with a woman is pointless.

[The Strongest @BoogeyThat]

In Nigeria, It's not enough that you battle your oppressors. You also have to fight the willing slaves. And dem plenty.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Pooja went to the US, & the first difference he realized between Nigeria & the US is price of coke. He’s now subtly telling you that coke is cheaper in Nigeria.

But he didn’t tell you how many hours electricity lasts in the US, he didn’t talk about roads, their hospitals, security, et al.

Btw, minimum wage is 15-16$ per hour in the US.

Lmao. If you like, allow these guys to deceive you.

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

They call Joao Neves disrespectful but nobody has called him a liar.

[I AM @theGodGabriel]

@AFASeleccionEN De Paul 😭

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

person wey no pass give ronaldo go enter trouble today😭

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

“Ancelotti ¿qué prefieres enseñarle física cuántica a un mono o poner a Endrick de titular?”

Ancelotti:

[BGY @bgyetherr]

Lionel Messi, kendisiyle fotoğraf çektirmek isteyen küçük bir çocuğa daha net görünebilmek için otobüsün içerisinden camdaki yağmur damlalarını silmeye çalıştı. 🥹😭

[ChocoTribe 🇦🇷 @Debbybruno3]

It’s not about the hattrick alone. They are realizing Messi can actually win another World Cup trophy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dan @001Oxygen]

When João Felix missed a penalty and Portugal lost.. every member of the Portuguese squad went to comfort him

Look what his captain Ronaldo did. He walked away alone. Nd see how he looked back to see if the team will be following him.
Ronaldo is just too selfish to lead anyteam

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Lamine Yamal: “Messi’s hat-trick? Every match he plays proves that he is the greatest player in history”.

“If anyone still has doubts, it’s because they’re deliberately looking for them. Leo is the GOAT”, told RTVE. 🐐

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

I’ll keep saying it, a lot of you need to decenter that Instagram lavish way of life, so you can start thinking like normal humans.
You are a Nigerian , living in Nigeria, no special
talent or skill , fuel is 1300+, rent is skyrocketing everywhere, minimum wage is less than 100k. Trust me you are closer to being homeless than driving that 2025 gle.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

🇦🇷🔟

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Odegaard will touch ball small

Commentator: “Premier league winner”
“Captained his Arsenal side to the Premier league title”.

I wanted to cry every time

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Leo Messi: "I can't ask for anything more, God gave me too much, now everything is just to enjoy.

"I'm just happy to being considered as one of the best in football history, I'm just grateful to be considered among many great players..."