GREG JOHNSON

Peace and love

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?

[GREG JOHNSON @theGregJohnson]

if you're paying for Paramount+, I am so sorry but you are a cop

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+

[GREG JOHNSON @theGregJohnson]

@yonann "Son of a bitch stole my line."

Also reportedly the most common phrase uttered by comedians watching him in the 1980s

[Rabb Wilder @RabbWilder]

Not believing in science can really bite you in the ass.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Worth pointing out that this entire event proves no one in the Trump Administration believes that bullshit about needing a ballroom for security.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Awesome war where we lost 400 billion, killed a bunch of children, and gained literally nothing

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Why do you hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires who don't.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It's just so weırd how every single thing you're told happens under socialism is happening under capitalism. The bread lines, the unemployment, the authoritarianism.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The same fucking idiots who think Trump, a guy who dodged the draft five times, knows how to win a war also think Trump, a guy who declared bankruptcy six times, knows how to run the economy.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

What’s Pete Hegseth doing?

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

I really thought being against raping kids would be the one thing we could all agree on

[Chase @chasekr8]

I’ll be real for a second. If you voted for this, I think less of you mentally.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

If Obama did this he would be impeached

[Acyn @Acyn]

Beyer on UFC White House event: What’s next? Cockfighting?

It’s such a sacrilege to the White House and our nation’s capital. And they’re going to maybe spend $60 million in taxpayer money on this spectacle? It’s ridiculous

[GREG JOHNSON @theGregJohnson]

@nickusen Zach's an awesome dude, and imo very kind + generous to share such practical advice

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 and was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross malpractice

And here we are 27 years later RFK Jr dredging up the same nonsense

Such a tiresome waste of time

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing top referees from Africa are not allowed to enter the US but every pedophile in the Epstein files is still free

[Covie @covie_93]

If you criticize 2.9% inflation under Biden but think 4.2% inflation under trump is no big deal you are in a cult.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

BIG excerpt out from new @maggieNYT and @jonathanvswan book “Regime Change: Inside the Imperial Presidency of Donald Trump”...apparently WH staff were terrified about the release of a document alleging Trump had a "predilection for nipples" and abused those of an Epstein victim