Greg Norton

I used to be an optimist.

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

Gonna leave this here.

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

@GillianFoxglove Respond saying your asking price is one Island

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@Kat_Alysha Thanks gay dad

[𝕌𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕕𝕠𝕘𝔹𝕋: 𝔹𝕃𝕄 ✊🏿 @B_Rabbit843]

NO. "Woke" is a term Black folks were using to stay aware of racial and social issues going on. YOU clowns hijacked that word and bastardized it for your own culture war bullshit. There is no ideology with "woke". If anything, it's an ideology that you fabricated to scare people

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

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[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

New video!

I pitch my idea a sequel to Matt Reeves' Thr Batman

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#TheBatmanPart2 #TheBatman #TheBatman2 #ThePenguin #ThePenguinHBO #videoessay #pitchvideo

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

don’t trust a woman 2 run the country but need ya gf to do all ya job applications

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

@ScottNiswander Okay

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

@radiantrhysand I really do need to hey my hands on inferno girl red

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

You don't have to call me out like that...

Anyways: https://t.co/KYADgMvQe9

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

i guess the point of video essays is if you want to talk about something with someone but you're alone

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

https://t.co/KYADgMvQe9

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

new video!

I yap about Halloween III: season of the witch!

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#Halloween #halloween3 #horror

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

I miss when simpsons had this kind of reference in it

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

this is straight up my favorite simpsons scene. it makes me laugh every goddamn time

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

@OscarNothing @thethirdhan Like Fassbender in Steve Jobs

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@revoL_iebuJ @moongleamdream So, to get 5, you have to completely ignore pemdas and go straight across.

9÷2 is 3
3 × 1 is 3
3 + 2 is 5

It was harder to figure out how they got there than the math

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

Shout out to the, I assume, same two people who like all my youtube videos/posts within quick succession of them going up

[Greg Norton @theGregNorton]

@AllieGoertz https://t.co/TQd7dRd0EQ

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@ScottNiswander This one not doing well was my biggest disappointment, I think
https://t.co/k7hlxCzw3D

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@sugarbeez_ Ouf

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Seth Rogen based as hell. Cutting out friends who have done things you are morally opposed to can be difficult emotionally but extremely important. You are no better than the company you keep, & keeping away from those who drag you down is the greatest gift you can give yourself

[Pop Base @PopBase]

James Franco tells Variety his friendship with Seth Rogen is over:

“I love Seth, we had 20 great years together, but I guess it’s over. And not for lack of trying. I’ve told him how much he’s meant to me.”