Gurl Brain

Pretending to put the cure in insecure one day at a time...

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YAY! https://t.co/BGGU07dF4b

Please if you're an #igmodel or @MileyCyrus Share this link or donate :)

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FINALLY! IT'S HERE! You can now donate and share this to help raise awareness about how NUTS GIRLS ARE! ;) kidding..

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Learn the story behind "Gurl Brain" and help us meet our goal. @indiegogo https://t.co/3mBeAK9JLp

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@nataliejeila this is so myspace #songlyrics haha

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does your nephew call you Da Uncle... De-un-cul De-on-cole! Get it? ok bye #gurlbrain

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Amen sista! Actually I have no idea- I'm not on Snapchat. But youtube ads make me cry... (The Fabreeze ones) https://t.co/Xv0mbEhOlZ

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was it in a Lift Watchers? https://t.co/aIAi8SV59E

[Damon Wayans Yunior? @wayansjr]

I got a fat friend who won't let me eat in his car.

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Remember when people would take photos on The Walk of Fame with the stars? Now they just take photos next to your blue check mark!

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I really can't even only when I'm trying to can even.. And even then It's hard to can. Ya know?

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Will you coach my life on how to watch my weight in North Bergen?

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Is it still break up sex if you broke up 5 years ago? #gurlbrain #mistress

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No but really I'm proud of my insecurities...they keep me single. #gurlbrain #single

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I drive the kind of car that says "Hey I probably have 3 roommates" #Honda #roomies #1996

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Hey: One emoji text response = me blocking you = me unblocking you = I don't know math (= + = = =) get it? @mathpodcast

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STOP CRYING! WE ARE IN A DROUGHT! #conservewater

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I only cry when someone asks me "Are you okay?" #triggerwords #gurlbrain

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I heard that #avocados can promote breast growth because they are a healthy fat. So I've got two in my bra #gurlbrain #boobjob

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I'm So LA! I gave up #Gluten because wheat causes yeast infections... thats why we are doing it right? #gurlbrain (@udisglutenfree)