Hazrdos

Hip-hop Artist From southern Minnesota

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Eat my shorts

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Pretty sure @WillieNelson has just been 90 since he was born

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@fujiNOwater @Biggie_beltz @Avengers I’m seeing it tonight @fujiNOwater

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If you spoil @Avengers Endgame, idc who you are.. you’re getting a diss track #nobullshit #tryit #AvengersEndGamespoilers #hazrdos #shotgun #shotswillbefired

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First person to complain about the heat this summer is getting a diss track, idgf. #nomorewinter #globalwarmingcantbeallbad

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@Biggie_beltz Clearly you don’t know about the worlds oldest profession

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@stophousegroup @Profgampo Not a problem! I definitely know you could fill the place, hope to see you around here soon!

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@stophousegroup @Profgampo I can have more solidified answers for you tomorrow. I definitely know it can hold 400 people, not sure on the exact dimensions of the stage. But I know it’s big. And I know they have the ability to make it bigger than I’ve seen

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@stophousegroup @Profgampo Definitely

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@stophousegroup @Profgampo Definitely “RedRocks” or “the What’s Up! Lounge” !!

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I am the Hank Hill of Hip-Hop

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Not sure how cold a witches titty is, but’s colder than that outside

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Like for real, John loved Garfield more than anything! And that prick of a cat just keeps hurting him over and over again, what other pet owner is gunna make that much lasagna for 1 cat? #FuckGarfield

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Like Garfield never knew how good he had it. I know that’s what makes him funny, maybe that’s why I don’t think he’s funny #OvverratedKitty

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Isn’t it funny how everyone hates Monday’s? Kinda like Garfield, but for problems that actually matter. Unlike his 1st world problems, sleeping all day lasagna eating ass. I’m starting to resent that cat. #TeamJohn

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Cereal > oatmeal. Fight me

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I don’t ever look for something to do the night of a day I have off, I look for shit to do the night before I have a day off. #responsible

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Or VH1-2?
#NotEvenClose