Ben Harrow

I'm a bit of a cunt, but at least I'm not funny.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

It's so hard to do my own research when everyone seems to get so annoyed that I dig up the fresh corpses from the graveyard. How else am I to understand the human body, read studies produced by the lying elite? Fuck you, I'm going back to the Enlighenment era, you fucking sheep.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

I wholeheartedly endorse everything that everyone says on every platform ever as I am not a pussy little baby bitch.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

How many strawberry garnishes can I order before people start charging me for it?

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

I believe it was George Napoleon who said: "Give me the math, you fuck."

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

My pornstar name is Tom Cowfuck.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

The most worrying thing about Cyberpunk is how it idolises weeb culture.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

Can't stop thinking about him just want him back.......

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

I just wanna hold hands, have a nice dinner in candlelight, and shove fistfuls of lichen into your belly button.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

America's reaction to Covid: Yet to be seen, prioritises haircuts over saving lives, selfish and entitled.

Australia's reaction to Covid: Fuck, we're going into lockdown, better get into a fight with a fat bitch over 8 rolls of toilet paper.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

I am the master of complex social algorithms, so much so that I am so incredibly advanced that I jeapodise the less advantaged around me. To that end, truly, I am a fallen god. Weep not for me, my mastery was my doom.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

Tinder profile: If you're looking for a quick root, been there, done that, my experience is sizable.

But if you're looking for a down-to-earth, sensitive and meaningful connection,
Fuck it, I'll give it a go if it'll lemme smash.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

Simping statistically increased your chances on getting laid. The more money you pay me for my sweaty ball pics, the more likely I am to travel directly to your house to place them on your heads. Anything for my adoring audience.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

@friendlyjordies When you drop your toothbrush

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

What you don't understand is that your fear and loathing simply make giant baby stronger. His once parents are now prisoners of a creature with such awe-inspiring mass he will become as a god. They love him, for to do anything else invites destruction.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

Thinkin about makin a YouTube channel to make video essays calling out people who say words in a way that annoy me

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

I wanna to talk to more people about music but I also wanna shoot any muso cunt that enters my sight. Why must life turn into purgatory for one so enlightened as me?

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

Communism is basically encouraging every cunt with a guitar in his room to play it more than once a week. The downside is that it just makes them even bigger stoners and that's how we got Venezuela or some shit.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

Remember to fight for for your individual freedoms this pandemic. The government is sneaking power away from you by forcing you to be a completely unproductive burden on society, a drain on tax and life, purely on this so-called "highly infectious and deadly disease".

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

That's what every goobermint really wants; incels, NEETs and centrelink bogans taking everything and giving nothing back. That's really good for the economy and for the treasury. I am a very big brain free thinker.

[Ben Harrow @theHarrowingtm]

@friendlyjordies @MrKRudd Opening with the WH40K reference was a bold move, but good God the Ruddbot is never shook. 10/10, would watch him play Tau against Scomo.