So Edinburgh had its first 'terrorist attack' last Friday and nobody is talking about it.
How are the 'victims' doing? Where are the witnesses?
Has anyone worked out why an anti-muslim incident would start at a mosque and end at an Italian restaurant?
It's all very odd.
Scotland are shite at football.
Proper shite. The kind of shite that can’t string two passes together without a nervous breakdown, can’t defend to save their lives, can’t create meaningful attacks and look genuinely surprised when the ball goes in the net, but less surprised when they gift a goal to the opposition.
But these absolute mad, deluded, overachieving shite bastards have dragged their arses all the way to the World Cup through Scott McTominay and his bicycle kick and Kenny McLean from the halfway line.
Yes, Scotland have stunk the place out at the World Cup and are almost certainly coming home before the postcards once again. But we will always have hanging on against Haiti, John McGinn’s deflected goal and the Tartan Army charming Boston and Miami.
We go again in 2030. And probably with the same mediocre outcome.