Joëh

Beer drinker, Beard Grower, Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.

[Joëh @theHeysus]

Wow, I’m glad the Vikings got rid of the ‘Wow’ guy after that play!! #fumble #MondayNightFootball #turningonwildgame #now

[Joëh @theHeysus]

Squid Game is not a cooking (sushi) show?!? #SquidGame

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Hmmm, what year is it??? Why can’t you text 911 or tweet @911 these days??!? #future #maybeyoualreadycan

[Joëh @theHeysus]

I just remembered that I used to like The Used #emo

[Joëh @theHeysus]

Just joined a new dating app in Canada. It is called Canadate.

[Joëh @theHeysus]

Bartender that is in a band asks you what band you’re in & all you can say is that you can play a couple Jewel songs. #whowillsaveyoursoul

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Minnesota, land of the slow fast lane. #freeways

[Joëh @theHeysus]

When you tell someone to draw a long square and they give you that wtf look #👀 #🤡

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Oh snap, someone just pulled a muscle laughing at my jokes 🤡

[Joëh @theHeysus]

Try doing things backwards and you might realize you have been doing it backwards.

[Joëh @theHeysus]

Wherever Fiala goes next will be my favorite team. #hockey

[Joëh @theHeysus]

Is Harry singing Watermelon ‘Burger’ or ‘Sugar’ High?? #Watermelon #🍉 #HarryStyles #trends #2directions #watermelon-burger #high

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instaKaren or karenbook?? #karen #karenalert #anotherkaren #herecomesakaren

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Angry Karen Alerts should be broadcast like Amber Alerts #karens #karen

[Joëh @theHeysus]

Overheard at work. “I will make it sound like rocket surgery.”

[Joëh @theHeysus]

@theHeysus I ate some today 🤫

[Joëh @theHeysus]

I’m not a bot and sometimes I like tater tots. #reopenbots

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I only swear the whole time while I am playing sports...at myself. #selftalk #sports #Motivation

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Seeing way too much body roll on the freeway... #takehereasybrah

[Joëh @theHeysus]

Edward Scissor Hands was built for times like this. #edwardscissorhands #socialdistance #haircuts #hedgetrims #nosociallife #hobbies