Petronius Maximus

Si Quaeris Peninsulam Amoenam Circumspice

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#thingsthatlooklikeindiana

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Turns out, Anatolius Gorbunovs was not only misspelled, but also a communist. So, I’m now Petronius Maximus, a self-proclaimed Roman Emperor murdered by the mob. #thenewme #fornancy

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@INDOTEast @YorktownIndiana @CityofMuncie MORE LIKE

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If fruit flies were called something different, would they eat something different? #flythoughts

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@brettmobile10 @ballstate_alert @AdamNovelli247 wtf. Nice attitude.

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@fernace12 did @dominos ever tweet back at you?

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Luxembourg is probably my favorite microstate.

microstateswithacountryside#

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I'm going to start a trend where the hash comes after the tag. itsgoingtobeathing#

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@TylerDennis1348 When does the quiet zone officially begin?

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Eating a salad with a spork is extremely challenging. #sporksdonotsolvealloflifesproblems

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@itsmattyj Not Muncie's fault.

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I have six eyes now! #0000

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Mile 6154, New York. Hess Triangle. #lookitup #trainsfordays

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Mile 5894, Boston. Lobsta! #mtvernon #trainsfordays

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Mile 5759, New York. #buildingsfordays #trainsfordays

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Mile 4850, Georgia. After 105 hours on a train... #theoreticalislandinthesouthpacific #trainsfordays

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Mile 4382, New Orleans. #springbreakallyearlong #trainsfordays

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Mile 3809, San Antonio. Thank you for 1.5 hours of entertainment at 0500. #trainsfordays