Jake

Invictus

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If a tree doesn't fall on me I'll live til I die

[Jake @theJLBExperince]

A bottle of beer contains more philosophy than all the books in the world

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"Hello bald chick, carrying a stick"

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"Great Monopoly's top hat, Wash!!! This is no time for games!"

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"And I'm not even buzzing up top!" @phillinyourmom

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"Be the distance! Get over there!"

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"So I can't tell if I sharted and left a shit stain or if... you know... these guys..." then he choked on ice

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My first name is free, my last name is dumb

Freedumb

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@phillinyourmom someone already used your lime

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You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore

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"You gay or somethin Jackie Chan?"

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"What in the fuck Cheryl?"

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"Hulu is boneless Netflix" @phillinyourmom

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"He's got sloot blood on his face, Matt!" @phillinyourmom

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What if we kissed in the farmstead?

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"Wisdom is found at the bottom of a bottle cap"

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"The closer we are from danger, the farther we are from harm" @phillinyourmom

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Me: "i just chugged a bootlegger"
G: "nice, i'm sipping on this vegetable broth"

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"Black Jack Pershing ain't gotta clue"

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Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick