Jess Yo

Four mature women live together in Miami and experience the joys and angst of their golden years.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

None of us will make it out alive but we still raise families. We plant gardens. We write symphonies. We make films. -@KenBurns @nprfreshair

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

Forever not buying expensive jeans because I think I'm just a couple of weeks from being a size smaller if I tried.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

I Look Better When I'm Kinda Wet: A Memoir
#aprilshowers

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

@Metallica The sound is so bad in Grand Rapids. Help!

[Lauren Larson @lrnlrsn]

Will read any book that opens this way

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

Mine had four packets of parmesan cheese from Toppers, a doggy poo bag (empty), a quarter, and two dimes.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

I bid you good fortune as we enter the season of finding coat pockets full of treasure (or trash) from the past.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

I just did a background check that included writing down every interaction that I've ever had with police. It's the first time I've really been face-to-face with my longish history of car accidents and skinny dipping.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

Here I am at the stage of life when it bothers me that the Bridgerton's wisteria appears to be in flower for the whole London season.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

Uh oh. It's Friday night and I can't decide between going out to find some friends in a bar, which is my normal favorite thing, or sowing seeds alone in my greenhouse, which is my *new normal* favorite thing.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

Why does autocorrect think "I live you" is a reasonable thing we would say?

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo sucks.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

I'm finally realizing that I can't possibly read all of the books that I want to read. The book that you're getting tomorrow is not a gift. It's an assignment. I expect a report.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

Mr. Chief Justice and may it please the court, I present for your review the 1987 American romantic drama Dirty Dancing.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

It's like they've ascended perfectly preserved into reality TV & now we're bingeing band practice with a bunch of spoiled celebrity a-holes & Ringo while they try to stay together but obvi can't bc they're each too worried about their own image. I think I like it. #beatlesgetback

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

Before I could enter my meeting, Zoom prompted me to make sure I was wearing the same clothes that I would "wear in person" and it didn't give me the option to click "HOW DARE YOU."

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

Americans are scared of what the vaccine might do to their bodies yet also eat White Castle Mozzarella Cheese Sticks no prob.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

I miss dancing like someone, anyone is watching.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

One minute you're young and fun and the next you're pirating your favorite gardening show.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

For a minute I thought he might take off his belt.

[Jess Yo @theJYo]

"Enough is enough is enough." - America's new dad is UPSET