Jesus Christ

Scotch Connoisseur, Party Crasher, Annoying MF, your Lord, and Son of God.

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Decide who's naughty and nice.
#BeforeTheApocalypseIMust

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How, on My great green earth, is #TheBachelor still a show?
#Jesus

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My State of the Union Address:
Don't worry about the Union. I will beam everyone up to Heaven
#SOTU #Jesus #YouWelcome

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@RobertBLeonard @SpagFlying Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

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@WestOLuckO @CstDizzy 2lit

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@SpagFlying All hail my Dad, the #FSM

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@Renevelation Long live Atheists!

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@notreaIbanksy @beretta_gio Not entirely true though...

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@atheist_punk1 My feels...

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@riska_uswatun I will not endorse that

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@mmcgarrett God good. Atheism bad. Jesus good. Science bad.

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@can2009 Stop going to the doctor then

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@850STUNTBOI You trippin on trusting me?

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@ValenciaVee01 Thank you

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@THEREALTYMULA Most of the time, anyways

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@JullianneNYC I see everything--I am the son of God after all... but if you insist...

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@BlizzyMitch Indeed. Please stop

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@StackCashh Please...

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@tycashhhh Don't steal anymore of my blood please.

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Even though I am omniscient, I had no idea that people still play rugby...
#Sydney7s

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What is a "MIGOS?"
#CultureII #MIGOS