Josh Kazmierzak

Forbes 30 under 30

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

@fauxjsl No greater hate than Christian love.

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

@LooksThatWill @Marvel Details were off but the point still stands. I hear you.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

MEMO OCHOA'S SWAN SONG 🧤

The legendary Mexican goalkeeper subs on to make his final appearance at a World Cup, with the 2026 iteration marking the fourth tournament in which he has played 👏

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We're proud to announce a milestone moment in the plan to transform Old Trafford 👀🏟️

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

@MattZeolia @FIFAWorldCup You can’t be offside in football either. If you’re over the line before the ball is snapped it’ll be a foul. The rule in soccer is to prevent cherry picking. There are free kick situations where being offside doesn’t apply though.

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

@BallinFFB @FOXSoccer Charmin isn’t even this soft lol

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

That’s enough, I’m convinced. It’s time up put them in US congress.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The four oldest head coaches in #FIFAWorldCup history 🤝

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: There are 98 players born in France at the World Cup, and there are more French-born players (76) representing other nations than any other country at the tournament. Senegal’s squad has 10 of them. https://t.co/wut41fW7FS

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

@AGoldmund @KaseyFamous Nothing. She wasn’t a feminist.

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

@ryvnlovve @DanteTheDon @elonmusk These men have enough wealth to solve world hunger but would rather have a space race with each other.

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

Getting a tattoo removed is the new getting a tattoo.

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

Big fan of when the streaming service shows when each episode came out.

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

Just gotta remind myself that a lot of people lie on the internet for money.

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

Putting on my Phish hat when I don’t shower before leaving the house to make it seem intentional.

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

Saw a charger with a front plate saying you’re next and something about being too slow. But it’s not backwards like how ambulance is written on an ambulance so you can read it in your mirror. Feels like a missed opportunity.

[Josh Kazmierzak @theJoshKaz]

Help! I’ve been over served at the Roku City Chili’s!

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

💓 @ElevateUtahPAC queens