Lance

Big head small brain

[Lance @theLLance]

How Mixer shut down

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Been sick, but your mom has done a great job keeping me company

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I'm drunk, this year sucked balls. It's officially my birthday. Here's to 2022

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The "Every shirt I have has a dark brown crust on the pits" starter kit

[Lance @theLLance]

Never seen more people complain about cheaper items than I have this year. Dudes will freak out over the cost of a $15 shirt while they are ordering $50 worth of chicken nuggets on Uber Eats. Just admit you have holes in your underwear and still wear your middle school gym shirt

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Twitch needs to hurry up and ban watching anything that isn't my videos. Youtube needs to ban any twitch content that isn't mine. I'm tired of people posting on my platforms. It's disrespectful.

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2022 is the year I finally ruin my life. Been trying to accomplish this goal since I was born. This year is my year

[Lance @theLLance]

Santa but he smokes cigarettes and fights kids and doesn't show up until March

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Love me dammit

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Happy day before Christmas everyone!

[Lance @theLLance]

The masculine urge to break everything I own when I lose in a video game to prove how alpha I am

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Farting episode wednesday. Pants pooping celebration at 1000 subs https://t.co/GIPEVkNGTg

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Podcast hit 1000 plays. Gonna celebrate next episode by just farting into the mic for 2 hours

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While they're at it, just make an entire category for watching various Gordon Ramsey shows on youtube

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Twitch needs to split Just Chatting into a YouTube category and a Hot Guys category. Everyone will be streaming under the YouTube one and I'll dominate the Hot Guys section with my chiseled jaw and huge balls

[Lance @theLLance]

Twitch didn't send me a recap because they're scared of my raw power. Literally broke the stats. I didn't stop watching twitch the entire year

[Lance @theLLance]

The creepy uncle nobody likes at holidays

[Lance @theLLance]

I made this stupid video that you're going to hate, but no one will be able to tell because the dislikes are hidden. Get owned https://t.co/2JIeQkqKea

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Oh no, why am I the affiliate excited over new emote slots 😅

[Lance @theLLance]

Found out nobody has been able to search for my channel on YouTube for years because the search bar auto corrects "LLance" to "Lance" and then hides my videos. I changed that today but I still feel like an idiot for waiting so long
https://t.co/mWpdxvpxio