Ankit

I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@GabbbarSingh The cartoon from @penpencildraw isn’t saying cow arrived in 2014. It’s saying the Trojan arrived in 2014 to be used by BJP as a vehicle for something other than Hinduism.

Trojan Horse wasn’t fake cos it looked like a horse. It was dangerous cos it carried something else inside.

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@mrs__hazel Most of my known diehard Modi fans have turned against him surprisingly, mostly due to UGC

They’re saying Modi is taking the country back to stone age. I feel like asking them what exactly was Modi doing when he was dehumanising Ms and you were cheering him. Zero self awareness.

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@TweetShivangiii “Kya Yogi hi Oggy hai” line in this song was generational

https://t.co/Pu2dqcEiM4

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@_shrupidity The entire premise of the movie was based on a Jesus promise. Even peak Sridevi couldn’t have saved this garbage of a movie with such stupid storyline.

They stole the Hurt Locker’s premise and added stupidity to it and made it 100x worse.

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@oldschoolmonk “Quite strange” when entire BJP ecosystem from ministers to spokies to IT cell doesn’t miss a single chance to brand our Sikh brothers as Khalistanis.

[Ritika Chopra @RitikaChopra__]

Another day, another @IndianExpress break on the EC.

Sept 23. Our investigation breaks. The EC responds the same day: its platforms are protected against "unauthorized tampering", and EROs "function as per statutory powers."

What we didn't know was this.

The very next day, Maharashtra's Chief Electoral Officer (CEO) wrote to the EC in Delhi asking for FOUR changes to ECINet, so EROs could use the discretion the law already gives them.

The same concern Election Commissioners Sukhbir Singh Sandhu and Vivek Joshi had put on record.

Stay with me for @vallabhozarkarr's cracker of a story in today's edition
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[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@chubbybirbster @Balancing_Actor The term was popularised cos a greedy politician in his lust for power used it on every occasion without thinking about the country’s image or other consequences.

That greedy guy was unfortunately the centre point of those elections and he popularised that term internationally.

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@chubbybirbster @Balancing_Actor He did not coin it but he was the first one who made it popular all over the country.

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@chubbybirbster @Balancing_Actor That term was made popular by Modi around 13-14. You could’ve googled anything back then and at the bottom of the page you’d see a guy in saffron jacket with an ugly smile on his face with “Bahut hua Nari par atyachar, abki bar…” slogan.

“Delhi Rape Capital” was also mentioned.

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@Amockxil2029 Bhagat Singh BANNED the entry of people associated with Hindu Mahasabha and Muslim League to enter in his organisation.

[Ritika Chopra @RitikaChopra__]

On Tuesday, the Election Commission said all was well:

The 14 objections by two of its three members were "suggestions," every decision was "unanimous."

With in 48 hours, on Saturday, it issued NINE decisions. Read them against the 14 notes. It's a U-TURN, not in what it says, but in what it does.

And it still leaves some hard Qs unanswered.
Stay with me.
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[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@SceneZeroMedia @naughtyrobot725 CE was for casuals no wonder masses fell for it.

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@mythicbxrnn @naughtyrobot725 Ra One was wasn’t that good. Don 2 was top notch and Indians still aren’t ready for Swades.

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@Viren_viree @SiddharthKG7 I am comparing Kota to the Jodhpuri village here not Mumbai or Pune

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@_amitbehere @RiyazAndroid The Indian army never occupied India’s political power like Pakistani army did. You can’t even do the “Indian army is better” gimmick here cos at the time of independence both Indian and Pakistani army had the EXACT SAME training from the British

Difference was in the LEADERSHIP

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

🚨COCKROACH JANTA PARTY’S THREE DEMANDS ON CEC GYANESH KUMAR🚨

Demand Number 1

-Gyanesh Kumar must resign within 48 hours. Initiate criminal proceedings against him. Answer who gave him the orders to steal votes.

Demand Number 2

-Put on hold all upcoming elections. Freeze SIR immediately. Roll back the voters list to January 2025. Constitute an independent inquiry commission that commands public confidence to probe all SIR related actions. Supreme Court which has much to answer for legalising Gyanesh Kumar’s illegalities must immediately order seizing of SIR related files and records and submission to Court.

Demand Number 3

Repeal the 2023 law on ECI appointments immediately. Draft a new law with active participation of civil society, an independent selection process that inspires public confidence.

If the resignation does not come through in 48 hours, we will launch a nationwide agitation and will end it only when all demands are fulfilled.

@Cockroachisback @abhijeet_dipke @AshutoshRanka

[Ritika Chopra @RitikaChopra__]

Yesterday, @IndianExpress reported an unprecedented rupture inside the Election Commission: TWO of its three members objecting on record, 14 times in 10 months, to decisions taken without their knowledge.

Today, the second part of our investigation looks at the concern Election Commissioners Sukhbir Singh Sandhu and Vivek Joshi flagged most often: Who really controls our electoral rolls?

We followed that question to Goa, where we found something deeply concerning.

Stay with me....
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[The Indian Express @IndianExpress]

The national rollout of the SIR has been under the supervision of all three Election Commissioners. But two of them, Sukhbir Singh Sandhu and Vivek Joshi, have formally objected, on record, at least 14 times over the last 10 months — four times on a single day — to decisions taken and orders issued, they say, without their knowledge.

Read the #ExpressInvestigation here:
https://t.co/DUXY4eRjdg

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

@barandbench toh judge saheb, aap nachoge? ya gaana gaoge?

[Ankit @theLOLindian]

@RetardedHurt Ram Mandir “controversy” lmfaoooooo it was Ram Mandir CHANDACHORI.

Nimo was spot on for saying Jai Singh’s scam is nothing in comparison to what the guys in charge at Ram Mandir did. This is factual information.