Lindsey

Wife, mom, and writer. Libertarian with a fortuitous X handle. Dirty, dirty anti-vaxxer.

[Lindsey @theLP]

I can’t stop laughing … I just keep imagining everyone at Madison Square Garden watching in silence as Taylor and Travis dance to the slam of screen doors.

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@AllanRicharz @karol @mkhammer

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Minnesota, if you make me switch from the AC to furnace again, I swear to God …

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

I can't be the only one who feels like he's living in 2020 again

Yes there are obvious differences but the energy feels disturbingly familiar

[Lindsey @theLP]

@CultistCorasahn @AlpacaAurelius Be careful. Many sellers tear out the real labels and sew “100% linen” tags into clothes that are obviously synthetic.

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I knew knockoffs and fake designer garments were a thing … but I certainly didn’t expect to uncover a vast, underground, textile-label fraud industry.

[Lindsey @theLP]

If Blockbuster was still around, how much do you think it would cost to rent a movie today?

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There are more (actual) resources for special-needs pets than special-needs kids in Minnesota.

[Lindsey @theLP]

Hear me out: “Hoosiers 2”

[Lindsey @theLP]

Why does Hopper’s voice sound so weird in season 5? Is it ADR?

[Lindsey @theLP]

@SeversFallFest Um … You sure you wanna go with this thumbnail for your YouTube ad?

[Lindsey @theLP]

Charlie Kirk was one of the most charitable and kind people I’ve ever met. He genuinely sought common ground with everyone he encountered, and I have no doubt his devotion to sharing the Gospel earned him a standing ovation upon his arrival in heaven. You’ll be missed, Charlie.

[Lindsey @theLP]

I have no words. This is heartbreaking.

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Can’t argue with those results.

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Favorite Clark Kent:

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@InternetH0F Not everyone needs a podcast.

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Making me check the “35-50” age group on the Citizen app is diabolical.

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@PaulRevere86 @ConceptualJames The word “hipsters” comes to mind.

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@realDonaldTrump … Can your administration please #NormalizeAux ??

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Something weird is going on with Shane Gillis tickets at Target Center.

[Lindsey @theLP]

AI : Civilization :: Cancer : Grandma