Lance Hunter

Who do you have to beg for a keg around here?

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

Refuses. "If you don't like my nail painting I don't think you'll like me as a footstool. And I don't want to be one." https://t.co/wTa192Gm18

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Sighs and starts packing up the bottles of nail polish. https://t.co/psU7uMzybS

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

Squints at the mess. "You had a baby on this? ...ew." https://t.co/wkAMajJZgY

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

"What happened to the rug?" Already pushing up sleeves. "I can get rid of blood, but that's it." https://t.co/yMAOGGOSA8

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

"I would be happy to right now without mind tricks. But they wouldn't be my greatest pleasure." https://t.co/ILEIR5gTOb

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Rolls his eyes. "Do you threaten all he men you meet this way? Doesn't hurt to be civil sometimes." https://t.co/ILEIR5gTOb

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

"That doesn't sound very nice. And I can't be the only man who has these thoughts when he looks at you..." https://t.co/9yiOsJIsrK

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

"Yes Mistress. You look much more beautiful than my previous mistress." https://t.co/Q694IZL4Eg

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

"It's very hard to get rid of me, is what Bob used to say." Grins.

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

"Coulda told you that, mate."

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

"Amazing how popular dicks are." Kicks feet up on the table and pops open a beer.

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

Why is there still an abundance of Bobbis?!

"...Maybe?"

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

"My stomach is doing this knotty thing again. Is something about to happen?"

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

*scowls*

*shakes head in disappointment*

If I were honest with myself, I knew it would come to this eventually.

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

Quickly chucks the flowers into a bin. https://t.co/QesFgxftCB

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

Glances around.

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

@goingtokillward Nods. "Simmons."

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

@SatanaOfHell "You prefer the Hulk?" Brows raised.

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

@SatanaOfHell "A husband? Well, if you're not picky...."

[Lance Hunter @theLanceHunter]

@GreenRageMonstr @SatanaOfHell "Exactly. Doesn't seem fair. Smashing sounds fun."