Commodore Laura LoomRover™

They say I look like Jigsaw, but I’m a really big dill.

Pickle me that, pickle me this: whose Loomerpes is that on your lips?

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@daquan_diggz @JoJoFromJerz

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@ThePapaForditus @ChuckGrassley Woah! Grassley owned Sara from The Land Before Time?!

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@CLVsportsMatter @ThePapaForditus Sure. That makes sense. 🙄😂

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@CLVsportsMatter @ThePapaForditus Yeah, you guys really are! Good for you on being self-aware.

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

The time for fellowship has long since passed.

[Sonny Vermont #Smokefleet TR 7 @SonnyVermont]

😠😡😠

SO YOU WANT ME TO REMAIN CALM
AND REACH ACROSS THE AISLE 🫩

I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

Hahahaha! Bye, you evil cunts.

[AngelinaJalopy @BlueTalis2024]

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

Make them never want to eat pie again, with Ms. Minnie’s secret family recipe. 💩

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@ThePapaForditus @StephenM No. THIS is Stephen Miller:

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@TexasYRs Not when it comes to revoking his bid to buy an entire state park, owned by the people of Texas, not one political party or another.

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@TheDaveGremlin Back that motherfucker up and roll over him again.

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@KatieMiller We already saved it last Tuesday when the entire nation rejected y’all’s brand of Christofascism. Stop crying and take your blue beating like an adult.

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@jjverdi @thePeterOlds Hey, looks like your wife’s DoorDash order arrived. Is she gonna drink it all now? 🤣 #DarkArmada

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

Epic.

[Papa Forditus™ @ThePapaForditus]

Yooooo holy fucking shit!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

Which one, guys?

[Maynard's Ghost 🏴‍☠️ @FucYourFeeFees]

Lmmfao!!! So which liberal state is it?

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@StephenM So transformative! My country left for school a “Federal Presidential Constitutional Republic, with a system of Representative Democracy”, and came home transformed into a “Kakistocracy”! Thanks, @POTUS! 🏳️‍⚧️

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@CarlHigbie Humans cast votes. Not trees. Or land. Or cows. Humans. The densest populations of humans are in the cities, and therefore, the urban areas decide for the rest of the state. It’s simple math, really.

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@SecWar Your days are numbered, Pete. Impeachment is coming.

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

Ann Coulter looks like something I’d pick up at discounts from Spirit Halloween.

[Papa Forditus™ @ThePapaForditus]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@RobbinBanks2016 @thePeterOlds @carolyn_from @megynkelly So it’s an autobiographical deal, huh?

[Commodore Laura LoomRover™ @theLoomerRover]

@RobbinBanks2016 @carolyn_from @megynkelly You tried to justify what he was convicted of by implying that the age of consent is 16. That’s irrelevant and doesn’t equate to consent, you dumb fucking mongoloid.