Mark Jason Logan

LA based comic

[Mark Jason Logan @theMarkLogan]

Dear autocorrect,
I don’t ever mean ‘amd.’
Thanks,
Mark

[Mark Jason Logan @theMarkLogan]

Sticks and stones may break your bones... but at least they won’t take 20 years of therapy to heal. #darkskin

[Mark Jason Logan @theMarkLogan]

@DaveChappelle probably got COVID for the same reason I want to have kids... new material.

[Mark Jason Logan @theMarkLogan]

Bird scooters are the white women of transportation; whenever you hear a story about one, it’s never good.
And, I secretly ride them.

[Mark Jason Logan @theMarkLogan]

I don’t mind if you sell my data, just give me a cut! #sharethewealth

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@HollywoodImprov 💀⚰️ 💀⚰️ 💀⚰️

[Mark Jason Logan @theMarkLogan]

Can we stop calling it 'white privilege' when the cops are called unjustifiably on a black person, and call it what it really is... 'attempted murder.'

[Mark Jason Logan @theMarkLogan]

#MrOctober

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At the end of 2019 we were so hopeful, we made a 2020 calendar featuring some of the funniest comedians and their improvised jokes.
Well, the calendar may be useless but we can still enjoy the jokes.
Meet Mr October @theMarkLogan
#comedy #standup #improv #thechallengemic

[Mark Jason Logan @theMarkLogan]

When working at @Deutschinc, got a performance review that contained SEVERAL negative actions performed by another black person at office with similar name. When brought up to HR (@nancyaalley), was basically told to deal with it. I quit soon after.
#boycott @DrPepper @TacoBell

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When I freelanced for @ParadeMagazine, I came into work one day and tried to enter the office and @irayoffe literally "blocked" me claiming I didn't work there because he had never seen me. This is even after showing him my ID, etc. Their HR did nothing.
#cancel #racist @Realogy

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Told a woman she should #smize more often and she flipped me the brow. @tyrabanks
#maskon #notyetadadjokes

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Is it possible to give a dog waves?
#lestfindout #notboredcurious

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Sodium is going to kill me before the virus does.
#eatasalad #covid19

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Rations are getting low;
The whitest of white guys just bought a 40 of OE and a pack of Newports.
#Iworkinaliquorstore #covid19

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Hand sanitizer is the lube you put on after you touch a pole.
#covidKY

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Raw-doggin’ it.
#feelsbetter #publictransmit

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Just to be safe, I’m only cleaning my face with sanitary napkins.
#COVID19

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Corona virus hype is revenge for Parasite. #oscarstooyellow

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Concerts are being canceled and I’m on public transportation going to work like...

[Mark Jason Logan @theMarkLogan]

This past year has been 12 months.