Matt Greer

[Matt Greer @theMattGreer]

Wonder if @JoeBiden has changed all the TV sets to VCR compatible in the White House yet? I bet there’s a Full House box set ready to get unleashed in that hoe.

[Chive Nation @ChiveNation]

No judgement here, this is a safe place. #DMA

[Matt Greer @theMattGreer]

@Nick_Offerman From the way you portray yourself on the screen I figured you for a man who loved his family AND country. Very disappointed🇺🇸

[The Chivery @TheChivery]

About last night

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"I will eat more pussy than anyone else on this podium. Skynyrd rules." -- Donald Trump #closingstatements #GOPDebate

[Matt Greer @theMattGreer]

Dogs age I measured in dog years, why are there no cat years?

[Retarded Mom @THERETARDEDM0M]

At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics.

[NMRA Ford Nationals @NMRAnationals]

Wheels Up Wednesday!
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[Matt Greer @theMattGreer]

If you don't worship Jangus you worship Saden. #BruleS3

[Matt Greer @theMattGreer]

@TopGear_BBCA the UK version is far better. Never miss an episode.

[Matt Greer @theMattGreer]

@JamesRawlinson7 Cushing, Tx is their origin. Then spread to Bugscuffle.

[Gas Monkey Garage @GasMonkeyGarage]

We're going to give away 5 autographed GMG Ts on Valentines Day. RT this and follow @gasmonkeygarage for a chance to win! #wingmgtee

[Matt Greer @theMattGreer]

@rrbchoir Merica! Merica always wins the Super Bowl

[Matt Greer @theMattGreer]

@pattonoswalt bears a striking resemblance to Tom Bosley. They should do a remake of Happy Days and Shia LaBeof play the Fonz. LOL.

[Matt Greer @theMattGreer]

@ESPNMondayNight How come all the highlights for Seahawks are against the Bucs? My wife and daughter can score against them. Go Saints!