Pitch for Warner Bros:
Do Space Jam a third time with @TomBrady. His rings and records are stolen and nobody remembers his legacy. He has to win the Monstar Bowl to get his legacy back.
Spent my day at the dmv, then to the surgeon to confirm my bicep surgery. Oh, and the 6 month recovery, can’t forget about that fun part. #luckoftheirish 🍀
Nothing more hilarious than watching somebody pull their mask down to take a big puff of a cigarette and quickly put it back up. Because, you know, hEaLtH.
Contrary to popular advice, the most important thing in a man’s life is not a good woman - it’s a tribe of men who push him to become a stronger, smarter, and better man. A man who seeks to be great for women will never compare to the man who builds himself and his tribe first.
If you seek to live life never being criticized, understand you will NEVER do anything great. It is a man’s duty to leave his mark on the world, thus in avoiding conflict and criticism you surrender your masculinity. The choice is simple - make some waves or sit down, sissy.
T-minus 15 hours until the return trip to New York. It’s been 4 years, but it’s time to start a new chapter. Let’s turn this page! #EventHorizon#uNYited