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[paul @theNewManPaul]

@BacardiCapital Her fluctuating weight

[paul @theNewManPaul]

My buddy who uses DuckDuckGo got caught on CCTV this wknd pissing off the deck at a bar #stayontarget

[paul @theNewManPaul]

Anybody else cancelling spotify premium once their student discount expires or just me #coin

[paul @theNewManPaul]

Who is that mildly ethnic LinkedInfluencer girl who posts about how brave it is for Alex Earle to be pregnant #needthat

[paul @theNewManPaul]

Digital detox but now i’m scrolling LinkedIn reels

[paul @theNewManPaul]

Post summer internship review with the boss #returnoffer

[paul @theNewManPaul]

“We don’t have a lot of time” i whisper to my internship supervisor on my last day

[paul @theNewManPaul]

This bitch on linkedin just ranked my internship city as B-Tier. FYB

[paul @theNewManPaul]

My work wife is 45 yrs old and infertile

[paul @theNewManPaul]

“Where did you meet your wife?” the internship bathroom stall #swiperight

[paul @theNewManPaul]

Gaga started playing ten minutes into the stall rot. I’m gonna let her finish

[paul @theNewManPaul]

Never judge a book by its cover #racktalks #ilisten

[paul @theNewManPaul]

Seems like a great girl #neverjudgeabookbyitscover

[paul @theNewManPaul]

@PlisskenPatriot Chinese exchange student (senior) publicly proposed to a 7th grader. TBF he said they could wait until she was in HS to go through w the ceremony

[paul @theNewManPaul]

Do girls like it when you explain things to them? #controlleddemolition

[paul @theNewManPaul]

Crazy shout for August 23rd #thenightisyoung

[Russel “Stringer” Bell @TheRealStringer]

Officially retiring from bag. Thanks everyone

[paul @theNewManPaul]

“My ex never had a problem with me saying it” #sorted

[Sherrone’s Moore @Sherronesmoore]

Soft launched “retarded” to a foid I’m getting with and it didn’t go over well

[paul @theNewManPaul]

Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac. Chase her #jobnotfinished

[Bud “Hammered” Weiser @budishammered]

Scared away a girl I was dancing with tonight because I got a massive boner 20 seconds in #fuck

[paul @theNewManPaul]

Drop the hashtag unc

[Rickie Slim @lilrickie69]

Ex wife saw me and the new wife at the bar last night. I think she’s taking it alright. #thatsbaseball

[paul @theNewManPaul]

I’d put a MN summer up against any other season/location combo

[Seth “Punchbowl Prophet” Raynor @SethRaynor_]

Minnesota summers