Victor Ayoola

[king @Kingisanoob]

Me after spending my last card to get Dave’s concert tickets

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

525,000 a year
10,000 a week
1,400 a day.

​These are the number of men that die by suicide.

​Happy Men's Mental Health Month.

​To every man reading this: you are not a burden, and you do not have to carry the weight of the world alone. Speaking up is real strength.

[-valar morghulis- @eldivine]

Everyone is complaining about how to raise money. Please, if you want to raise money as a Nigerian business and you have between N100m and N1B in revenue, you're profitable, and have at least 3 years of financial records please send an email to [email protected]

We would like to speak to you.

In your email include the name of your company, the location and what it does.

We have many people in Nigeria and diaspora willing to give you money.

Don't say we never did anything for you.

(Please retweet for reach. Thank you).

[‏ً @itsnwts]

i don’t stay mad at people for long. i may never speak to you again but i’m actually not mad about nothing for real

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

@nikitabier 😭e go sell NDLEA colos for open field

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

WhatsApp forgot its biggest strength was being simple. Nobody asked for a social media multiverse inside a messaging app 😭

[Daredevil @Daredevil]

Charlie Cox and Vincent D’Onofrio don’t want you to miss the #DaredevilBornAgain Season 2 finale! Stream TONIGHT at 6PM PT, only on Disney+.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU 🫵🏾‼️‼️💜 @starwars

[OjieMusic @TweetOjie]

There’s a phase you get to in life life,
all those hymns you sang in your childhood as mere songs , starts making total sense

Because what a friend we really have in Jesus ?

[Kay🩷💜💙 @agiftfromhildy]

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

[𝙹𝙰𝙲𝙾𝙱𝚂 @manlikejacobs]

sounds like you've got a lot to say. drop an album next monday big man

[Sidemen @Sidemen]

Thank you guys so much!! 💙

This year we raised a record breaking £6,218,875 with all profits going to charity!

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

Tomorrow looking at me like...

[Daniel @danielholkss]

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 452,000 KILOMETRES BEHIND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO SPLASH DOWN IN THE EXACT SPOT THEY CALCULATED BEFORE THEY EVER LEFT THE GROUND

THE MATHEMATICS WORKED. THE PHYSICS HELD. THE SILENCE ENDED.

EVERY ENGINEER, MATHEMATICIAN, PHYSICIST, AND PROGRAMMER WHO TOUCHED THIS MISSION IS THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE AND THEY KNOW IT

WELCOME HOME

[Anthony Azekwoh @AnthonyAzekwoh]

Covenant University: The Shame, a Trilogy.

https://t.co/bXoB3tUaDx

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[HARRISON ✨ @harrisonJNIOR]

It’s 2026 and an Astronaut is posting on X from a spacecraft that is over halfway to the moon.

Yet the Nigerian government and INEC wants you to Believe the “BVAS won’t work due to network failure that is beyond their control and unsolvable”.

[Beth C @OxonBadger]

Come on @AppleTV this story is too good to leave unfinished #SaveWOT

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

oliver my bro, i’m ngl you have to go back home