@RachelBitecofer The person taking money from my pocket and sending it to lesbian snakes in Guatemala instead of solving the homeless problem in the United States is a federal employee.
@elonmusk Wait until we find out that the waste was also a distraction and the money didn't actually go to educate transgender kittens in Guatemala, but was simply laundered back to our politicians pockets.
@realDonaldTrump Why don't we make a Guantanamo lottery system? If you are here illegally and turn yourself in, you receive a free flight home. If we have to come find you, there is a 10% chance you get sent to Guantanamo while we figure out what country will take you back. Also, if you get sent home and come back illegally, you will be on the first flight to Guantanamo.