SNEAK-HER-HEAD

Savage. Secular. Sensational.
I need a time machine I forgot something way back when I used to think...my mind.

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Twitter Twats determine their value by a whole different math.

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I wrote a whole text response and deleted it.

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Someone said feeling sorry for yourself is a waste of time. Welp there's 24 hours in a day.

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I'm not gonna be mean next year. I will be MIA.

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The fact that I can't control my wireless headphones without my phone is a clear definition of my fucking intelligence. I could have Googled the directions at anytime over the years I have owned them, even today I could have, but here I am. Dumb as shit. How y'all doing?

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I hate being able to see someone typing their reply to my message. Shit stresses me out.

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[SNEAK-HER-HEAD @thePOUNDcake]

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Reasons to stay with someone should be obvious to everyone not just you.

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See.

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Diddy is a predator. This isn't a news we've all heard the tales of his sexual deviance, his fetishes and the lack of respect he displays when there's no cameras on.

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I tweet for the good women out there who were settled for and feel like the bitch he wanted and couldn't get owes you a thank you.

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I hate hearing people chew food and heavy mouth breathing. Like stfu.

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BMW really got a bitch stuck. Like I don't want for shit else but more expensive.

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Got waaaaaaaay to much dicccccccck on vacation. This morning Mary ass showed her face like bitch I'm here to shut all yo shit down for 5 days!

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My bucketlist hella different then most folks I know.

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Didn't even get a good photo with a mural I've been waiting to see this whole trip. #neverforget

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Listen to your heart when it hurts.
Shit sounds like a car breaking down.

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My husband just told me we be fucking.

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Drake is a bladder toucher with no stretch. Only your doctor gonna know about him. Your pussy will forget.

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Don't get me wrong there are shitty workers.

I am not shitty.

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Every time QC has come for me it's always over some policy no one knows anything about and research has to be done because the situation is so rare. I'm cursed with those cases daily.