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Once internationally renowned satirical media juggernaut working to get its groove back.

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A little something we’re working on. Stay tuned…

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This just in... Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

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Things are getting awkward in the Senate thanks to Bruce Castor. Read the latest: U.S. Senate “Friend Zones” Bruce Castor https://t.co/qS9Wn2BEVH #CastorDisaster #SenateImpeachmentTrial #SenateCrush

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Check out our new piece tracing the spread of false equivalencies to media outlets and idiots... and the discovery of a sinister plot. Oooooooh!
All Things Being Equal, Is False Equivalence a False Flag? https://t.co/KYqvZvAB1u #falseequivalency #whataboutism

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Join us in calling for the appointment of a Satirist Laureate. And, we have just the person for the job. What the World Needs Now is Satire, Sweet Satire https://t.co/hNQRfP3WoW

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We recently sent the @FLOTUS our illustrated children's book about a president who is having trouble letting go. We still haven't heard back. Read all about it... https://t.co/awhYsg2RCM

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A little something from our new children's book, "The Owl Who Just Wouldn't Leave." It's a thinly-veiled satire about Trump's refusal to concede. Available now on Amazon: https://t.co/UCH6AI8Bb3

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Our response to the @WSJ's asinine opinions on how @DrBiden should refer to herself.

If at First You Don’t Succeed, Say You’re Only Joking https://t.co/Kc0PQYOX2O

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Grandmother, reporter and convicted felon, Beatrice Nunley, weighs in on the members of Congress who signed on in support of the Texas suit to overturn the election. The 106 (and Counting) Worst Politicians https://t.co/5TpAEuD8lK

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Dear, @realDonaldTrump. We’d like to formally present you with a book for the Trump Presidential Library & Casino (we assume). Please let us know where to send it.

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We wrote a children's book! The Owl Who Just Wouldn't Leave is about the owl found in the 30 Rock Christmas Tree. Astute readers will see a similarity between the owl and the 45th President of the United States. #justleave https://t.co/UCH6AI8Bb3

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We wrote a children's book! The Owl Who Just Wouldn't Leave is about the owl found in the 30 Rock Christmas Tree. Astute readers will see a similarity between the owl and the 45th President of the United States. #justleave https://t.co/UCH6AI8Bb3

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Available now in the gag gift shop! An Anthology of Sonnets Inspired by Ted Cruz https://t.co/ThCug7uc9Z

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Fresh #Satire... Trump legal mastermind, Rudy Giuliani, butt dials our own Beatrice “the Hun” Nunley. https://t.co/XNRlGFfmms… #MyCousinRudy #RudyisMelting

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It’s time for Trump to do what he does best: think like an angry, unhinged teenager. Presidential Pettiness: A Rival’s Guide https://t.co/sQjJBwbUTr #TrumpTantrum

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#redactedTrump #FixedIt #trumpcheats

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Mr. President, we know you’re concerned about your 2024 prospects. Don’t worry. It can be done... both Lyndon LaRouche and Eugene Debs have run for President from prison. #ConcedeTrump #LockHimUp

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@realDonaldTrump @Varneyco @FoxBusiness All due respect, Mr. President, but your history of integrity is not great. It’s kinda a pot and kettle situation.

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Mr. Mayor, yes and yes.

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"Do you think we're stupid? Do you think we're fools?" —Rudy Giuliani in Philadelphia, discussing the PA vote. #Election2020

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@jenfreymond We might be interested. Happy to give it a read either way.