Dave as a Service

He/Him, IT Pro, Dad, Avid Phillies fan, lover of movies.

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@ToddZolecki I don't relish in people losing their jobs... but this news made my day.

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@gamestop Uh, looks like Lara Croft to me @gamestop. Now shut up and go back to trying to tell people that buying a membership is a "good deal". What a loser.

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@JeffKerrPHL

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I somehow acquired a sneak peek at the new #Phillies City Connect jerseys. I think it really encapsulates the feeling of the fan base this winter. Especially after the front office let Bichette get away. #FireDumbrowski

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@TaraBull808 There is a big difference between a company suspending a user because of TOS violations, and a company essentially being blackmailed and threatened to lose their broadcast license.

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@referencebrand Neither, the wearer of this is definitely someone who would do an Eagles chant at a Phillies game.

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@SoldierSteve247 If the Rangers hang on to their 5 run lead, it will be 3.

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Let's not forget about the Epstein files.

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@CamiyKrab @TrvthfvlTreason @Nintendo Tell me you know nothing about the history of acting, without telling me you know nothing about the history of acting.

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Giant "Fuck You" going out to @PECOconnect. At least twice now my status has gone from "Crew En Route" back to "Outage Reported".

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Can someone at @Microsoft help me get back into my account? I had to delete Authenticator from my phone. I have now completely lost access to my personal account as it was passwordless MFA. Also all my other MFAs were on that account and I’ve lost access.

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Wait... DOGE Dickbag lied? I can't believe it!
https://t.co/Dtw85mudht

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Just a reminder that the Phillies are known as the worst fans in the league.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

This Yankees fan delivered a message outside of Juan Soto’s new home

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I literally just need @Jomboy_ and @MSFT365Status to move over to BlueSky and I can be done with Twitter. You can find me over there @thePipester.com

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@TkachukFanAcc @RsPhils70 Who hurt you?

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@TkachukFanAcc Tell me you don’t know anything about constructive criticism, without telling me you don’t know anything about constructive criticism. It’s not the fan’s job to stoke the egos of millionaires. Fans are the supervisors. Be more constructive wit yer feedback.

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#phillies

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Being at the game, albeit in 320, something seemed WAY off. The @Phillies still played poor defense, but Drake's inaccuracy certainly didn't help.

[Umpire Scorecards @UmpScorecards]

Umpire: Rob Drake
Final: Guardians 3, Phillies 1
#ForTheLand // #RingTheBell
#CLEvsPHI // #PHIvsCLE

More stats for this game 👇
https://t.co/oVNFDybNex

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So, as I understand it, Microsoft updated Windows, then CrowdStrike updated their agent, then Microsoft updated Windows again and then world broke.
Who takes the blame here?

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MLB twitter, needs to get loud again about how terrible the @Fanatics @Nike jerseys are. A drop of sweat changes the entire color of the players tops especially the greys. if I’m Nike I’m rethinking the partnership with Fanatics. Fanatics is very clearly garbage.