simmy

[simmy @thePritiShah]

Deepika & Ranveer’s wedding hashtag should’ve been #veerdeepinlove

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

And the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to…

SHE AIN’T NO DIVA directed by lifeofasillygirl!!!

[simmy @thePritiShah]

@therealdavearn1

[Jenni @hashjenni]

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

squish

[simmy @thePritiShah]

@Advil has he heard about vine?

[⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆𖢻⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ @fairyrashmi]

if reincarnation is real, I wonder how many people stare at their own art in museums, listen to music they made in a different life, and read books they don’t remember writing.

[brileaux @brileaux]

I miss Meg thee Stallion but if I was her I would literally never talk to y’all again

[simmy @thePritiShah]

end of an era

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

After 25 seasons, "Arthur" aired its final episode on Monday.

TV’s longest-running children’s animated program marked the momentous occasion by flashing forward 20 years into the future.

@AmyTVGal takes you inside the #Arthur finale: https://t.co/iCi5LgRWBK

[simmy @thePritiShah]

@theeashleyray And much, much jollier

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

by my calculations, if i k!ll myself now i can reincarnate as that child

[Xavier Chatel @Xavier_Chatel_]

There is a story I have been meaning to tell for a while. During the Afghan evacuation operation, a girl arrived at Al Dhafra airbase, exhausted, with an unusual possession: a bird. She had fought all the way at Kabul airport, to bring the treasured little thing with her.

1/8

[simmy @thePritiShah]

🎶 Kim K had a little lambₒ🎶🎵

[jer @jerdreams]

The thought of cleaning this car gave me a headache. Kim is ridiculous

[trash jones @jzux]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

[simmy @thePritiShah]

why does papaya smell like this

[Mr. Mashigura @thejdevereaux]

My bank account:

“Do you want to have fun or funDS?”

[Maura Chanz @maurachanz]

“You are not the woman I thought you were.” That is correct, you had me fucked up.