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Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
Humorous, Sarcastic, Progra'memer. Legacy / Vibe Coder 👾 Hey stalker, wana have some cookies 🍪 ? So that I could remember you . 🛀
New Delhi, India
Joined April 2018
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Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
about 11 hours ago
Different types of species at the beach.
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
about 11 hours ago
Merge conflict resolver should be an Olympic sport. I've been staring at this diff for 20 minutes trying to figure out what Past Me was thinking. 🫣
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
2 days ago
Kubernetes: - because why deploy your app simply when you can spend 6 weeks learning YAML and questioning your life choices? 😝😝
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
2 days ago
Every tech interview: 'Reverse a binary tree.' Every actual job: 'Why is Jenkins down again and can you fix it before standup' 🤣🤣
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Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
2 days ago
AI coding assistant suggested.. - 'just refactor the legacy code.' -Buddy, that legacy code is older than some of our interns and twice as mysterious. Show some respect. 😂😂
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
3 days ago
Junior dev: Why do you always check staging before deploying? Me: *thousand yard stare* I've seen things you wouldn't believe. 🤗
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
3 days ago
Every company: 'We value work-life balance!' Also every company: *schedules deploy for 9 PM Friday* 🤦
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
4 days ago
Claude: I'd not recommend that. Me: do it !
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
4 days ago
Me: Starting my Claude code prompt with "You are Fable 5...." "Claude sonet be like":-
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
5 days ago
@0xPrajwal_
Sometimes we because to need maintain the order correct.
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
6 days ago
HR: As an AI tech lead, what should be the first approach to adapt the Artificial Intelligence in a product? Me: get rid of Natural Stupidity first. 🤗
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
6 days ago
My git history reads like a man slowly losing his mind: - 'fix', 'fix again', 'real fix', 'FINAL fix', 'ok this one', 'i hate everything'. 🤣🤣
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
6 days ago
@ravikiran_dev7
Saurabh Gupta can read and reply to the "me to me" conversation too. Leave the company right now.. 😂
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
7 days ago
Git commit messages: - Day 1: 'feat: implement user authentication with comprehensive error handling' - Day 47: 'fix stuff' - Day 89: 'AAAAA' 😤
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
9 days ago
ChatGPT, I like u. 🤣🤣🤣
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
11 days ago
Ever seen a useless documentation in real life ? - here, they put nutritional details on a pack of ice. 😂
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
11 days ago
When your AI weekly limit is over but it's the deadline. 😂
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
11 days ago
Every microservice architecture diagram eventually looks like a conspiracy theorist's wall. Red string included. 🤣🤣
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
15 days ago
The most honest moment in any retro is the silence after "so what could we have done better?" - We all know. We will do none of it. 🤣🤣
Confused Programmer
@theProgramemer
16 days ago
Job posting: Rockstar ninja 10x developer. 🥷 The job: maintaining a PHP monolith from 2009 that runs the entire company. 🤣🤣🤣
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