Molly Ade

chaotic evil knievel

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Do you ever have a brilliant idea in the middle of the night and write it down so you don’t forget?

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I'm seeing JACKASS FOREVER at the Alamo Drafthouse! Get your tickets and join me: https://t.co/Pui8B9PqUM

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petition to make Shake Ya Tailfeather a Christmas song for the lyric "Is that your ass or your mama half reindeer?"

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@amandatorystory Replying to keep it all going here tho

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@shmuelah Framing this

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2000s commercials really had me thinking I'd be dealing with athlete's foot a lot more than I am

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Teens of the Tok I need someone to make up a dance to the @CrimeJunkiePod opener song don’t ask just fulfill my weird wishes

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We all know horse girls and Disney adults but can we talk about the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies that have no business being THAT excited about Christmas?

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@amandatorystory @amandatorystory i was so much funnier before i started drinking

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@chloetykal DIY Diva cup

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@joe_climbs The dog we’re fostering

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“2 months” that’s cute lol

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I thought I’d move in with my boyfriend in March.

Coronavirus thought “what if you jump right in and spend every waking second together no more than 6 feet apart for the next 2 months?”

Stay tuned!

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@joe_climbs JED

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@joe_climbs This dog looks great on my feed pls keep it up

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Currently on an Amtrak in the middle of a pandemic and still feeling less icky than the last Megabus I took where I sat next to a girl for 5 hours while she sexted her boyfriend and reassured him that liking her fingers in his butt doesn’t make him gay

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Hey @Ask_Spectrum are we going to get our internet back ever because it’s been two days at this point #spectrumoutage

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@lexi___williams But now out in the open!

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High School Musical 2 is the story of a girl who wanted to get away for the summer and not run into anyone from her high school and then everyone from her high school showed up and killed the vibe

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@lexi___williams Of course

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Can’t wait to get married so I can use every major and non major holiday as an excuse to post my wedding photos

This Arbor Day I’m reminded of my love for trees by the way I incorporated green into the color scheme of my boho-gentrification-chic ceremony 🥰

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@lexi___williams My other response was going to be my wedding is now “2010s movies that haven’t aged well” themed and every guest must dress as their favorite Seth Rohan/Jonah Hill character