Sock Guy

Hey guys, I'm Sock Guy, you know Toxic Triforce's ever so lovable mascot-i mean I'm basically the face of the channel. ENJOY MY TWITTER PAGE BITCHES

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

WELCOME TO MY TWITTER PAGE! (I HATE EVERYTHING)

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

DK 🎵
DONKEY KONG! 🎵
Help Donkey Kong rescue his friends, reclaim the Golden Banana, and save his homeland in Donkey Kong 64, coming to the Nintendo 64 – Nintendo Classics app on Jun 4 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members!

[Arjy Mist @ArjyMist]

Super talented, excellent editing, and sock guy cameo

fakin watch it mates

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

@ArjyMist Therapy? I thought you said block all the exits in the building and fill every room with mustard gas

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

See, what made this so funny (to me aleast) is Toxics allergic to lemon meringue pie
Tee hee... it took him 3 months to recover from that, this is an old photo

[TOXIC TRIFORCE @ToxicTriforce]

🎭 HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY!!

[TOXIC TRIFORCE @ToxicTriforce]

NEW VIDEO OUT NOW!

FNAF 2 Just Proved the First Movie Was a Fluke!

https://t.co/TDyGSNB3Gf

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

My good longtime friend @ToxicTriforce has been working hard on his newest video, featuring another killer drop for my Album. When it comes out I hope you all enjoy the ludicrous amount of effort he's putting in to make something special for you all

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

@ToxicTriforce Sock Guy merch when? SOCK GUY MERCH WHEN!!!

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

And Toxic says I don't get any bitches. Oh yeah? Then explain this asshole HAHAHA! She fucking want me

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

My next on screen appearance is gonna be LEGENDARY
(I may be lying, gif unrelated)

[TOXIC TRIFORCE @ToxicTriforce]

NEW VIDEO OUT NOW! as a show of appreciation for the ol' gamepad, today we’re going to rank (almost) every video game controller on a tier list! from worst to best! https://t.co/9ANdjyiMTb

[TOXIC TRIFORCE @ToxicTriforce]

New YouTube video out NOW!!! FT. My Friend Malamar #myfriendmalamar https://t.co/f94QNVQAij

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

@heavensbvnnyalt Yes

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

@ToxicTriforce please stop devaluing me as a person. I've taken a lot of time to reflect on the years we've not only worked together but known each other and all that time you've only ever said or done 2 nice things towards me. I matter and it's about time you showed you care

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

@ToxicTriforce YEAH, I PUT A HUGE AMOUNT OF IT IN YOUR MORNING COFFEE, ALL THE SHAMPOO/CONDITIONER BOTTLES, AND YOUR SPECIAL HAIR GEL.
I think I got that last laugh. Fuck you

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

@ToxicTriforce MOTHER FUCKER THAT IS ARTS AND CRAFTER FROM BALDI'S BASICS!!! IF I WASN'T IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD TODAY I WOULD RIP ALL YOUR HAIR OUT AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING SUNGLASSES

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

That ain't me, though. Once again, another example of Toxics BLATANT Sockism. We dont ALL look the same ASSHOLE! dont know how many times I have to tell you that. It's getting ridiculous. I've had enough.

[TOXIC TRIFORCE @ToxicTriforce]

It's SOCKGUY MONDAY 🧦🧦🧦

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

@ToxicTriforce That ain't me, though. Once again, another example of Toxics BLATANT Sockism. We dont ALL look the same ASSHOLE! dont know how many times I have to tell you that. It's getting ridiculous. I've had enough.

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

I joined this shit show of a site 2 years ago, it's my x-iversary... yay.
2 years and there's nothing to show for it, no real reason for this pages to exist, no one even cares about me or would care if I just up and left. Welp time to go "celebrate"

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

@Mephistokle See this could apply to groping or squeezeing some nice supple breasts, massaging some plump and juicy thighs/ass, and if you like chubby girls (like me) kneading the dough if you catch my drift 😏
Makes me wish I had hands, Sock Guy approves

[Sock Guy @theREALsockguy]

God i should do mushrooms again... after much thought I think i might have over reacted to a few things. I think me and that Monkey could really hit it off-but he has to ASK for earwax this time