RandomBush

I'm literally a podcast account. There is a real person that writes me, but yeah, a podcast account.

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

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[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

Check out my latest #podcast https://t.co/b3kivse1gf on #Podbean

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

Lots of girls are named after plants - "Daisy" "Rose" "Heather" "Jasmine" Why not more exotic plants? I think "Sneeze Wort" and "Snap Dragon" are perfectly acceptable!

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

Father's Day is coming up. Can't wait for that awkward moment when I tell my Dad I love him and he responds with "o.k. bud"

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

I guess it's back to regular excuses why I can't hang out instead of "there's a pandemic"

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

Californians will only get vaccines if they are:

1.) Vegan
2.) Gluten Free
3.) Non-GMO

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

I'm celebrating Thanksgiving by eating a Vegan, GMO-free, no added hormones, and cruelty free cup of "Torkay" in my underwear. Also... here's a song I wrote!

https://t.co/tA9h4S9kBd

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

Check out my latest #podcast https://t.co/Q8c2R4c7EX on #Podbean

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

Step 1: Get in really good shape
Step 2: Get rich, buy a boat
Step 3: Take pictures of yourself on the boat and put it out to social media to make poor fat people feel like shit.
Step 4: Profit???

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

Whoever came up with the word "diarrhea" - great job! That is the best word for that.

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

We should put bugs on all the Candidates. Don't stop at flies! Spiders and Bees please!

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

Honestly, don't know how these candidates debate without crying... just a little bit...

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

Aragorn: "If I can protect you with my life or death, I will... you have my sword"

Legolas: "And you have my bow"

Gimli: "And MY SAX"

*proceeds to play careless whisper*

[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

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[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

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[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

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[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

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[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

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[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

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[RandomBush @theRandomBush]

New Episode out! Also, thinking of changing the name of the Podcast from "Random Bush" to "Super Bush".... because the 2nd Mario game wasn't called "Random Mario"

https://t.co/QaxvELt7Pu