Wanted by the grammar police. Mainly silly (bad) jokes, which I try to keep original or as original as a dodgy joke can be. #puns. I rarely respond to DMs
Doctors swear to follow the standards of a blood sucking parasite that lives between the bum cheeks of a hippopotamus.
It's the hippo crack-tick oath
#lunchpun#BADjokeFriday
Mrs D is never happy. One minute, she's all. 'I wish you had the body of an olympic swimmer', but then she all why's there someone with speedos on in the chest freezer'!!
#lunchpun
@EssexPoliceUK parking in the exit junction to a school forcing people exiting junction to go on wrong side of road- reportable offence? Pic below, I have dashcam video also
@ITV watching @tomallencomedy on parents evening quiz. They robbed Tom of the jackpot because eddie the Eagle was given as wrong answer for football masot. But Eddie eagle is mascot for @ColU_Official
Fact of the day???
People who avoid dairy products are more likely to discriminate against people with no digits on their feet. This is because they're Lack toes intolerant,
##sillysaturday
#breakingnews
The National Trust is to pay millions of pounds of compensation to tourists after scientists reveal Cheddar Gorge is not made out of cheese
#wednesdaywit
Science fact of the day??!!??
The 119th element on the periodic tabel has the chemical symbol Boo
This is the element of surprise
#sidesplittingsunday#lunchpun