Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon

Houston raised, NY paid. Gov't worker by day, joke slanger by night orator/comedian/actress/writer IG:TherealNatia

[Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon @theRealNatia]

If you don't understand why we deserve BHM, Juneteenth and demand initiatives like DEI and Affirmative Action. You the whole problem. PERIOD. Sidebar POCs, you're welcome. #usvseverybodyelse

[Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon @theRealNatia]

They rather see a low-down dirty crook play in they face, before they elect a woman, and they be dayum if she any amount of black.
Malcolm X once said, "The most neglected WOMAN in America is a BLACK WOMAN. " It so many more words that can be used.

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I understand that we are screaming Free Meek, yet again? Send me the deets! #freemeek #helpus #toomuch

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Joe say he bout 2 get this rent down. He trying to get back to a time he can remember! #SOTU2024 I'm here for it and run the chips back 4 for a $1.

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@WendellPierce @CBS @elsbethcbs You are just so adorable! 😍

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Y'all remember when people was scared to try comedy? Wild times boy!

[Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon @theRealNatia]

You ever see your plan start to fall apart, but you committed to seeing it through and shit go a little too far? That's today!

[Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon @theRealNatia]

@jamifloyd @WendellPierce Nawl, for real. I'll buy a ticket to this private dinner party. That roux is roux-ing boo!

[Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon @theRealNatia]

I love Shannon Sharpe thick country chocolate ass, but I had to give Ms. Club Shay Shay a break. I'm bout to get off into Drink Champs real heavy for a sec. I need some Gshit to balance all this sas. 🤣❤️ #clubshayshay #drinkchamps #shannonsharpe

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You ever stop reading somebody post cause it had too many words in all CAPS FOR EMPHASIS. It just had to much aggression for me. My shoulders got tense! It was tewmurch!

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I wonder if Summer 2024 got some of them entanglements left in the back? I think...uhmmm. lol.

[Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon @theRealNatia]

@simply__mj She happy it ain't her funeral

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Happy Thanksgiving or for some: they killed them folks and stole they land day off work day.

[Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon @theRealNatia]

It's weird that men can make babies forever and women, who carry and birth the babies are on a time limit?

[Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon @theRealNatia]

Some times people can't recognize your growth because they are still holding on to the hurt from a part of you that has evolved or no longer exist.

[Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon @theRealNatia]

These steroids done re bigged my back. I am pissed. I've gained 25 lbs in 2 months since being out the hospital!

[Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon @theRealNatia]

Him: So tell me something about yourself?
Me: I aint no killer, but don't push me
#pineapple

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@Usher @KekePalmer Yall cute

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For Halloween can we get some brothas to dress as power rangers #spandexmeplease

[Natia ~ Nae ♥ Simon @theRealNatia]

Violence is not the answer, but sometimes it's a part of the equation! ##quitfaqinwithus
#onsight