My Name Is Not Jonas

someone’s burner. but whose?

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Aliens: we’ve been trying to reach you about your car warranty

https://t.co/Nq6mKvWAsY

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

This is the UK

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@Breaking911 Who is this man

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@TheBabylonBee

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Robinhood has lifted PDT restrictions.

No more $25K minimum, no more flags. Happy trading.

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@Osint613 Lolz

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@joeroganhq Money always talks

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1947, engineers working on a computer at Harvard traced a malfunction to a real moth lodged inside the machine. They preserved the insect by taping it into the logbook, producing one of the earliest recorded examples of a literal “computer bug.”

The famous story of the “first computer bug” is largely accurate, though one key detail is often overlooked. On September 9, 1947, operators working on the Harvard Mark II electromechanical computer discovered a moth trapped between relay contacts that had caused the machine to malfunction. The insect was taped into the computer’s logbook alongside the note, “First actual case of bug being found,” creating one of the most iconic artifacts in computing history. That preserved logbook page still survives today as a lasting symbol of early computer culture.

What many people forget is that the term “bug” had already been used by engineers for decades before computers even existed. As far back as the late 1800s, inventors such as Thomas Edison used the word to describe technical defects and unexplained mechanical problems.

The Harvard incident did not create the term, but it gave the world something unforgettable: a literal insect causing trouble inside a computer, a story so fitting that it permanently embedded the phrase into modern technology culture.

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@Polymarket 🚨BREAKING: Ebola is under investigation.

Imagine being the detective assigned to that.

“Sir, we have reason to believe you’re Ebola.”

“Allegedly.”

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@ResisttheMS Karen Basura

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@FoxNews Who is this woman?

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@spectatorindex

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@libsoftiktok Hey Abdul 🖕

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@Polymarket GD they are retarded

[America @america]

We are being invaded.

https://t.co/0XjPjRLFC5

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@Osint613 Alternate headline: The government finally cleaned up the blood from the streets so that the internet can be reopened.

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@Polymarket Lolz. Ugly af

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@Debasish0321 @TheAIWorld22 Ok lolz

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@FightFiles_ Pussies. Esp that pussy with the box.

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@AB84 Politics