Pascal

just a simple Hamburger trying to make his way through the universe💚

[Pascal @theRealPasci]

Madame Web gotta be the worst movie in existence 😭😭

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Coughed so much over the weekend, my abs burn, doctors hate this trick

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POV: you go on vacation for 1.5 weeks, enjoying life just to come back to find the office in shambles, a 5hr meeting ON THE FIRST DAY, and no previous tasks finished by ANYONE there

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Can we ban cicadas, those hoes annoying af.

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„I‘m not dramatic“
Me af:

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German football team exists
Me:

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Football is sowas von back 🤩🤩😍

[DFB-Team @DFB_Team]

WAHNSINNSABEND! ❤️‍🔥 Gänsehaut PUR! Das werden wir so schnell nicht vergessen!

#dfbteam #gersco #euro2024
📸 DFB/ Philipp Reinhard

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@__Doris

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Somebody stop David Guetta and lock him up, he did another atrocious sample song, I CANNOT ANYMORE with this old ass

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@xBabyAzra Oh my god, the motherplane has hit the world serve center and the cuntagon!!! 🤭🤭

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@ohKarley Well you know what they say, karma‘s a bitch and you should have known better…

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@ducktectlve They went extinct during The Woke epidemic :(

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Me after using up my monthly 60gb of data in 2 weeks

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I told my dad the other week that I‘d love to try a basque cheesecake and mfer really made one, in his Nara Smith era frfr💀💀😭

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If there‘s one thing in this world that I want, it‘s an elephant. I love them. I wish I was them. I NEED ONE

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I just love how baby elephants have no understanding of how absolutely massive they are so they just behave like big dog

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In my JB 💜 era rn, do NOT talk to me

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Happy weed legalization day!!! I am now allowed to roll a maximum amount of 160 joints per month YIPPEE🥰🥰🥰💀💀

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Omw home from the office and someone ran past me with a durian and I caught a whiff of it, now my entire day, easter weekend and YEAR has been ruined 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

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@CrizzyCrazyy @TheNortyEmp Sorry that i dont wanna visit states like Georgia, Florida, arkansas, kansas, alabama

[Pascal @theRealPasci]

@CrizzyCrazyy @TheNortyEmp A one time occurrence 😭😭 i‘ve been to 6 states thank you very much