Venger

Do not trouble me with such questions. Just bring me those weapons!

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@infntealchemics They are playing as fools if they think this is going to get them out of the invasion of the dwarven kingdom. It's the same thing with their "lunch breaks." It is one of the few times I was pleased with that ridiculous unicorn.

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@YoDanno Fools! Deckion would have been a much better choice

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@KoboldPress Fools! I think you know very well what I am.

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@Zeusdammit Fierce AF

[Venger @theRealVenger]

Fools! I didn't think I could be more attracted to myself, yet, here we are.

[Hawklorddragon @cimerians]

art by Nery Lucio
#Venger #imback #DnD

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@Zeusdammit She's very selective and particular. Keleck was invited once.
Once.
He wouldn't stop showing everyone pictures of his dire wolves on his scryePhone.

[Venger @theRealVenger]

Fools! I apologize for being away for a few days. I was busy. Lolth had another one of her parties, and it took a few days to recover. That old fool, Dungeon Master was there and gave me some bad Molly #dnd #dnd5e #osr

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@Zeusdammit Fools! I am not surprised. Vecna is only able to summon reinforcements by clapping, and when he does so he needs to be close, but the lack of depth perception makes that difficult.

[Venger @theRealVenger]

Fools! I am not surprised. Vecna is only able to summon reinforcements by clapping, and when he does so he needs to be close, but the lack of depth perception makes that difficult.

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

THE WORLD (RECORD) BREAKER! 🏅🌎

We salute the 1,227 brave warriors from the Kingdom of Grand who routed Vecna's forces in the largest Dungeons & Dragons game ever played! https://t.co/oGGLVKIWiq

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@Zeusdammit Fool! Attend one of Loth's parties and you'll soon understand

[Venger @theRealVenger]

That's right bitches! @Wizards_DnD finally made the right move! #JusticeforVenger Tiamat can suck it. https://t.co/1Pg9Cz7HG2 #dnd #dnd5e #rpg #ttrpg

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@Zeusdammit Fools now Stop!
Collaborate and listen
Venger's back
With a brand new invention.
Get those weapons and hold on tightly
Flow like a Force blast Daily and Nightly

[Venger @theRealVenger]

I start all my dungeons the same way: With a dedicated army of dwarf slav-- happy workers. #ttrpg #osr #dnd

[Marcus Whelan ☦️ @whelan0kkult]

#ttrpg #OSR How do you all start your dungeons? Do you come up with a concept first or do you just start drawing it out on graph paper right away?

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@Zeusdammit Hmmm...

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@Zeusdammit Indeed. Hank with a goatee and mustache would look much more manly.

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@John_Reddick @CalstaffTheGold Loth, like many women, feels the need to change her look from time to time. I have found that the best response is always to appreciate it

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@yum_dm Tomato, Tomato

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@yum_dm There have been... moments

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@Zeusdammit Either the Cavalier had an amazing armor class, or those fool townsfolk had the worst THAC0

[Venger @theRealVenger]

@TonyDiTerlizzi Fool! I too, have improved over time. Yet, still, Dungeon Masters ACCURSED PUPILS continue to thwart my efforts to achieve my full potential