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i’m the guy your grandma warned u about

[Columbia University Men's Ice Hockey @ColumbiaHockey]

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Operating independently from the University for the first time in over 50 years, we need your help!

[Chris Palmer, MD @ChrisPalmerMD]

Congrats to Erin! More research of the ketogenic diet for mental health is on its way.

[The WG Show @theRealWGshow]

We all think it was a direct attack against our democracy and a blatant act of sedition, but there’s another half of the country that saw this as a bright, beacon of revolution. Also, the McRib from McDonald’s is back. Look, I’m just gonna say it: I think we live in a simulation

[The WG Show @theRealWGshow]

@RalBill @DouglasMusielak @reporterchris and when billionaires start throwin around their money to change legislation for the better, good things happen:)

[The WG Show @theRealWGshow]

@RalBill @DouglasMusielak @reporterchris It is their own time and their own dime. It’s their careers! By sitting out, they’re depriving their owners of vast profits, which they hope will spur them into action. Sadly, money talks in the US...

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fuck does this mean I gotta stop picking my nose?

[dinah☀︎︎ @KristoffsHoe]

If Rapunzel can entertain herself in her tower for 18 years, I think you can handle being in quarantine for a few weeks.

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

The most resounding indictment of capitalism is that people still starve in this country even though the Olive Garden has had access to unlimited breadstick technology for years

[The WG Show @theRealWGshow]

I wanna make babies with Watermelon Sugar

[Columbia University Men's Ice Hockey @ColumbiaHockey]

In his latest groundbreaking piece, Sr. Reporter Zack Marcil investigates @methockey’s failure to acknowledge advanced analytics in their Defensive Player of the Month Award. https://t.co/mXdQ8oUdXy

[Columbia University Men's Ice Hockey @ColumbiaHockey]

Yep.

[The WG Show @theRealWGshow]

just took out an unsubsidized loan to pay for more juul pods

[The WG Show @theRealWGshow]

suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem? I’m sorry, but there’s nothing temporary about being ugly

[The WG Show @theRealWGshow]

not sure why it’s called “Athlete’s foot” when I always get it walking barefoot thru Burger King

[The WG Show @theRealWGshow]

Running a pedestrian over— I’ll never do that...

again

[The WG Show @theRealWGshow]

every time I’m short on money I just ask my grandpa to grab that coin behind my ear

[The WG Show @theRealWGshow]

@SeanZ_8 back in business baby

[The WG Show @theRealWGshow]

I wanna be so in love that I always feel the instinctual need to carve me and my significant other’s name in the stall of a Denny’s bathroom