the Red Baron

Life is like a piece of pizza, any way you slice it.

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

Do not wait for others to open the right door for you.

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

“Lookit, Newbie, the only way to judge your growth as a doctor -- hell, as a human being -- is by making sure you don't repeat the same mistakes over and over.” —Dr. Perry Cox

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

Gambling is not about what you lost, it’s about what you could win. #gobigorgohome

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

I don’t go fishing, I go catching.

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

I’ve never bought a four loko foe the taste, just being real #bang4bucks

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

Before you find a good bride you gotta find some good groomsmen #ftb

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

I’ll walk home with my eyes low, dreaming of conversation we’ll have tomorrow.
#modernbaseball

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

I’m just waiting for cancel culture to cancel my student debt!
#freecollege

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

An eye for an eye forever will only lead to justice for the blind.

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was a past life.

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

If you are lining your worst nightmare, you can only have sweet dreams by comparison.

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

Sometimes you wake up and wonder what happened last night man

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

You don’t notice how crooked a path is until you finally walk on a straight one

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

If no job is beneath you, than no job will be above you

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

In my old age I think I have become too emotional. I just cried watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. John Candy will never be forgotten

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

There are some songs so awesome, that one can only listen to them if they are allowed to hit repeat as soon as the song is over

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

Listen. Puzzles are stupid. I’m not a puzzle guy.

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

If you really want to get a good workout you have to be listening to ABBA

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

The problems in your life are not obstacles to avoid, but challenges to overcome

[the Red Baron @theRedbaron611]

To know is one thing, but to understand is true wisdom.