Rotary

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Remember Rotary? No? Well, either way, we have a show coming up for a good cause! https://t.co/X0cxWYHQAH

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Hello people who have liked Rotary on Facebook (maybe by mistake, I'm not really sure)! We broke up a while ago,... http://t.co/AEjmaRd

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Ok so i didnt mean what i said about rotary clubs. I was mad cause my dream was to be a member of a rotary club. I never made the cut :(

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Rotary clubs suck!! the only good thing that has rotary as a name is rotary the band!

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So melia really was just doing his laundry! They tested the powder in his beard and it was laudry detergent. woops!

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Me and bren just had melia committed to rehab in new mexico. Ive never seen him so mad! Be strong melia!

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Melia is the scott weiland of rotary! I caught him with white powder in his beard again! He said it was laundry detergent but i know better!

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Sorry for the lack of updates. Sony Records took our cell phones away. But we bought new ones! How do you like that sony!? Huh?!

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So bren and doyle are in the hospital getting bite wounds treated. Mini-gene simmons went nuts and tried to rip doyles balls off :( OOF

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At the mini-kiss tour with the band! Its kiss... But tiny! theyre tiny like babies!

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Drunk from stockholm! i just saw the grossest bartender ever. She looked like geddy lee and axle rose combined

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If i know anything its that rotary HATES MORRISSEY! We just got outta jail for making fun of him and following him for 3 days while drunk

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"Wtf are you doing!? the zombies arent supposed to be doing the running man!" the rotary music vid is not going well. Leonardo D is pissed

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FACT: Melia got hooked on cough syrup and pain killers while following Vanhalen on tour in the mid 80's

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FACT: the human body only has 8 bones. Thats biology according to a really drunk Sammy Hagar who we are partying with in Brussels right now

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We just played the best shoe ever! Instead of playing our songs we all just did the "Robot" for an hour! They fucking loved it!

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Melia just punched the douche from stabbing westward in the face and hog is kicking him while hes down screaming "You guys were TERRIBLE!"

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Melia and i just learned that stinkenhaagen means "Beautiful trout" in german. Way to go stinkenhaagen!

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Ok so my german is poor at best. But you get the jist of what i was saying!

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Diese fremden weiber sind behaart. Melia ist so in sie. Er und Doyle gehen haare jagd